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Fara, footie and a fish finger butty

LIONESSES legend Fara Williams has revealed how they gorged on fish finger butties and Jaffa Cakes – while the fellas ate healthy grub like steamed fish.

PRIDE OF ENGLAND

ALESSIA Russo roars with joy after helping to take the Lionesses to the World Cup semi-finals with a 2-1 victory over Colombia.

Six die as packed migrant boat sinks

NEW TRAGEDY HITS CHANNEL

Bozo: I will scrap Zuck and Musk

BORIS “Bozo” Johnson wants to take on the winner of the Zuckerberg vs Musk cage fight – but only if he gets a whopping payday at the end.

ARFURY DALEY

Tyson: I want to flog motors

Birthing person? It's mum

MIDWIVES have been told to call mums “birthing people” to avoid upsetting trans patients.

MORE MR NICE GUY

Rambo no to Saudi riches

Wood got 'em out of a Stu!

MARK WOOD was too hot to handle in the Ashes.

A World away yet

STEVE FEELS HEAT

NUDISTS FEATHER FETISHES

Birders' lesser spotted bits

Blooppenheimer

FANS' FALLOUT OVER A-BOMB FLICK'S GAFFES

Fans make stand for hero Gary

GARY Lineker said he received a “standing ovation” in a branch of Marks & Spencer after being suspended by the BBC earlier this year.

Kinks star dead at 75

THE Kinks keyboard player John Gosling has died at the age of 75.

Mass tree planting to toast King

THOUSANDS of trees will be planted to mark the King’s coronation.

UFO HUNTER 'SOLVES' PILOT MYSTERY

A UFO hunter reckons there’s a secret under- water alien base off the coast of Yorkshire.

Ukraine's drone hit on tanker

UKRAINE has used an unmanned sea drone to blast a hole in a Russian oil tanker.

Bye of storm

AND HELLO TO A 30C HEATWAVE

SMUGGLERS HELP CROOKS FLEE UK

Truck trip for £2,500

'Swift fan' Rishi's spin on holiday

RISHI Sunak joined a Taylor Swift-themed SoulCycle class while on holiday in Los Angeles, a TikToker has claimed.

TRUMP: ONE NEW CHARGE & I'LL BE PREZ

DONALD Trump says he only needs to face one more criminal charge to ensure he’s elected president.

Innocent freed of jail costs

PEOPLE wrongly jailed for crimes they did not commit will no longer have to fork out for living costs, say ministers.

No Hag-gle

RED DEVIL’S IN THE DETAIL ON TOUR OF STATES

Fake nails saved me from electric shocker

BOILER 'FAIL' FASHIONISTA THROWN 4FT

FLOCK AYE THE NOOO!

Psycho seagull attacks put 41 Scots in hospital over 8 years

Fancy a 99, darling?

WATCHING LOVER EAT ICE CREAM GIVES BRITS HOTS

Barrymore: I'm too busy with TikTok to be on box

NEW ARMY OF FANS ONLINE

JOHN: I WANNA GET OUT MY SEX PISTOL..

Lydon’s porn film hope

Footie lan: Dad's spirit in car radio

PREM ACE FATHER GHOSTS INTO BOX

SEXTERMINATE

Hackers could make pleasure dolls blackmail & kill owners

Complete twerps of Shakespeare!

WOKE WARNING ON THE BARD’S ‘AS YOU LIKE IT’