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Kay found calling in a phone box

VERNON Kay says he enjoyed his job cleaning phone boxes as a lad – apart from his “horrible boss”.

RALPH: I LOATHED THE OFFICE BULLY

Haunted by horrid Finchy

A.I 'COVID' VIRUS TO WIPE US OUT

Bots could create lethal plague

Mel given brush-off by Alexa

AMAZON'S voice recognition service Alexa has ditched its A-list stars.

NO WAY HOLLY IN FIRING LINE

This Morning star `unsackable´

Footie '97 taunt' yob is arrested

A MAN has been arrested at the FA Cup Final after a picture emerged of a yob wearing a jersey with what appeared to be a sick reference to the Hillsborough disaster on the back.

Brits blow dough

RUSH FOR FANS AS HEATWAVE STRIKES

RAIL HELL TO LAST 'YEARS'

Union chief Whelan's threat

Drug lord jailed after Thai bust

AN ORGANISED crime boss on the run for the past five years has been jailed after being extradited to the UK from Thailand.

WOULD JA BELIEVE IT

Tuchel is Bundesliga king as Jude misses out

MOYES EYEING FUTURE STARS

HAMMERS TIME: West Ham Under-18s win FA Youth Cup

TIME'S RIGHT TO GIVE US ALL A REAL BREAK SAYS JAMES MINER

S'HAMPTON v LIVERPOOL, ST MARY'S > TODAY, KO 4.30PM

Double trouble

LEVY & RADRIZZANI CAN COMPARE NOTES ON A DISASTROUS SEASON

HAM'S STRUNG

Lewis' car problems

A coast to toast

Marjorie Yue flies into the new TUI airport for Florida holidays and cruises

Catch of the day

THE LITTLE MERMAID

GROW FOR IT

Outstanding arrivals made debuts at the annual show

HUCKNALL'S HAIRGROUND ATTRACTION

Mick: I Simply dread music's baldy singers

Simple ways to SAVE ££££££s on your bills

THERE IS GOVERNMENT SUPPORT AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENERGY BILLS - AND BEING SMART CAN ALSO HELP SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF POUNDS

Belinda still Go Going..

'QUIT PLANS ON HOLD'

BRITAIN'S THICKEST THIEVES!

Dimwits hired car with a tracker for burglaries

Luna-Tiks taking over the asylum

I'VE always hated those chuggers who infest the high street.

CROW BARRED

Birds attack locals who try to walk past school

Ghoul kicks off

ACE JERMAINE: FOUL-MOUTHED GHOST CALLED ME D*CKHEAD

A mountain of facts

EVEREST... 70 YEARS ON

PHIL'S HURT ME

Holly: He's told me lies

Al forecast gloomy on work front

WEATHER forecasting is the latest job at risk from artificial intelligence.

I fancy a nice Sunday roast!

COR-PHEW! Daytrippers pack the beach at Brighton as the nation basks in temperatures hotter than Corfu.

Swimmers in vampire fish terror

3FT BLOODSUCKERS INVADE RIVERS

BIG BUM AL'S TROUSERS ARE CUSTOM MADE

LORD Sugar says he can't buy off-the-peg trousers because his bum is \"too big\".