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DEALS OR NO DEAL!

'Frustrated' ETH is after new players - or he's off

PLACE IN OUR HEARTS

We have to give our all for the Busby Babes

DON'T GO DOWN DRAIN, MAINOO

Some sound advice for kid who has world at his feet

BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT

Zak gets no party favours

Fake eyelashes gone in a blink

SHOPLIFTERS TARGET £1 FALSIES

IT'S A GIANT SLEEP

Astronaut dreams

DEL'S JAM IS CUSHTY

Only Fools star's homemade jars

SPOT THE BILL

Fans spending more on footie than the missus

TEAM JAZ

Footie mad Traitors star wants to have 11 kids..

Jab's the 'dawn of new age'

CANCER BREAKTHROUGH

Craig: The truth is spaced out there..

STONED STAR SAW UFO FLEET

Me to loo! Paul's phantom flusher

CHUCKLE BRO CHILD GHOST TOILET TAUNT

POLAR 'BLITZ' TO HIT

1,500-mile storm alert

RYDER'S WEB

Shaun's slept with spiders for 15 years

Chem attack suspect 'in relationship with victim'

FUGITIVE Abdul Ezedi was in a relationship with the mum seriously injured in a chemical attack, it's claimed.

Bradley makes most of senior call-up chance

CONOR BRADLEY knows he will be displaced by Trent Alexander-Arnold when Liverpool’s vice-captain returns from injury.

Dej-er say die over tilt for title

DEJAN KULUSEVSKI is adamant Tottenham’s season is far from dead and buried.

Potts' luck

BRAD CAPITALISES ON JAPH'S HOWLER

19 chimes

VAL USES HEROES TO INSPIRE

GOAL-DEN OLDIE

Foxes scoring legend Vardy rolls back years

JAMIE & HIS MAGIC TOUCH

Capt George to get off to flyer

Facelift? My ass!

DONKEY MILK MAKES YOU LOOK YOUNGER

JOBS TO SPY FOR

Brits' dream role is being 007

OLD BOY RACERS

Ageing motorists sure haven’t lost their va-va-vroom

Here comes the bride

SWINGERS 'WEDDING' DO

HOL OF A GUY

Mollie: Traitor Harry is saying sorry by buying a break for me

Blinders movie star's drug rap

PEAKY FILM FUTURE ‘IN DOUBT’

Is this a farter I see before me?

MACBETH TRUMP DRAMA

I can feel it coming through the air

SHAZ THREW PHIL COLLINS DISC OFF BUS

FURY OVER U.S. NUKES IN BRITAIN

New plan to deter Russia