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ERLI REGRET TIME

Envious Haaland shown just what he now may miss out on

BLUES HAVE NOT LET GUARD DOWN

PEP GUARDIOLA believes he may have been sacked this season if he had been at any other club.

A date with Bridget

FILM HAS US MAD ABOUT THE DIARY

RUB-ING IT IN

Moves the merrier despite draw

Horror market attack

AT least one person was killed and five others wounded during a knife attack by a suspected terrorist in France.

ENDERS EXIT FOR MARTIN

IT'S the Ender the road for one Albert Square favourite.

DUCK HUNT

Inglis reels in big Ben ton with ease

Dieting drug 'on streets'

DRUG dealers have been \"cashing in\" on the craze for Ozempic.

JUR IN THE ARNE NOW

Slot warns rivals City he is a whole different challenge

Anderson will be Tuch and go

ELL SHOULD BE ON RADAR

CALLUM SHUTS UP HIS CRITICS

Smith makes his point beating Buatsi

Ban? We can barely believe it

BEACH NO-GO FOR 'LEWD' NATURISTS

Hunky Dori

TOP KAT THRILLS THOMAS

AbraCowelldabra

BGT SUPREMO INSISTS: I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC

STARS MAKE HOT DATE WITH IBIZA

Party isle to get sun shining on romance

BRITPOP IS ALEX'S BREAD & BUTTER

Blur legend joins upper crust with latest gig

Rule of Lumb

RILEY STARS IN BRUISING WIN

Social club rises like a Phoenix

CHEAP BEER & DARTS

GUNS & ROSES

Sniper Smith shows Finn how it's done to help secure Calcutta Cup

MY TV DEBUT PURE HOLL..

Screen fave 'was awful”

PRISON DIY SOS

Lags to repair our rotten jails

HURRICANE STORMS IN

70mph Floody Sunday hell

I do..want you to sign a prenup

CAUTIOUS COUPLES COVER THEIR ASSETS

Nigel can't say neigh to Trump

THERE'S a clip from a radio phone in show that lives long in the memory.

The Rexorcist

SINITTA: MY PET POODLE GETS RID OF PHANTOMS

PHONE THEFT IS JOLY UPSETTING

TV prop made me famous

WE DON'T TRUST NHS ANY MORE

'No faith in failing system'

Blokes: We're well & truly in the doghouse

BAD news, gents... our wives and girlfriends reckon mutts are more dependable and less whiffy than their other halves.

MO'S RON OF THE GREATS

Slot's full of praise for Salah just like Cristiano

PAUL: JAMMING STILL GIVES BUZZ

PAUL Weller still gets a \"massive buzz\" from writing hits.