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NAPPY HOUR

Birth of the 'Dad Do'

SHOWERS 'SCALDED' INMATES

Prisoners feeling the heat

Parky 'sad that ITV got the willies'

MICHAEL Parkinson regretted that a sex scene confession from actor James McAvoy was axed from one of his final shows.

BEWARE DRUNK GERMAN WASPS

Angry stingers on rampage

Invasion of giant alien mushrooms

FUNGI WILL 'SPREAD KILLER VIRUS'

Sara's dad still hunted

THE search for the father of a 10-year-old girl found dead in a house here is continuing in Pakistan.

GET THOSE CHEERS IN

Pubs' roaring trade for Lionesses

Noel: Don't look snack in anger..

KIDS HURL SARNIE WRAPPERS AT STAR

ALESSIA'S A BIG HIT

Russo earns semi spot

Lauren's Becks moment to pay off

LAUREN JAMES could be fast-tracking her way to stardom – despite seeing her World Cup progress stalled by her red card against Nigeria.

Red 'n buried

FARRELL FACING WORLD CUP BAN

Unification is the dream for Billam-Smith

CHRIS BILLAM-SMITH would love his old rival Richard Riakporhe to land a cruiserweight world title this year to tee up a unification bout in 2024.

BUTT OUT, KEN!

Crouchy catches Corrie legend Barlow ogling wife Abbey's bum

Sorry for the gift

PEOPLE in the doghouse can breathe a sigh of relief – because saying sorry with a gift doesn’t go down well.

ECO BUDDIES ARE GAVIN IT LARGE

Ali & Larry hit road in leccy car

Scones are Scottish and called skuns

THE GREAT DEBATE 'SOLVED'

CYBER CROOKS' AI FRAUD BOTS

Tech weapon will make online cons harder to identify

STAR TREKMATE

Chess plan to make contact with aliens..

Fara, footie and a fish finger butty

LIONESSES legend Fara Williams has revealed how they gorged on fish finger butties and Jaffa Cakes – while the fellas ate healthy grub like steamed fish.

PRIDE OF ENGLAND

ALESSIA Russo roars with joy after helping to take the Lionesses to the World Cup semi-finals with a 2-1 victory over Colombia.

Six die as packed migrant boat sinks

NEW TRAGEDY HITS CHANNEL

Bozo: I will scrap Zuck and Musk

BORIS “Bozo” Johnson wants to take on the winner of the Zuckerberg vs Musk cage fight – but only if he gets a whopping payday at the end.

ARFURY DALEY

Tyson: I want to flog motors

Birthing person? It's mum

MIDWIVES have been told to call mums “birthing people” to avoid upsetting trans patients.

MORE MR NICE GUY

Rambo no to Saudi riches

Wood got 'em out of a Stu!

MARK WOOD was too hot to handle in the Ashes.

A World away yet

STEVE FEELS HEAT

NUDISTS FEATHER FETISHES

Birders' lesser spotted bits

Blooppenheimer

FANS' FALLOUT OVER A-BOMB FLICK'S GAFFES

Fans make stand for hero Gary

GARY Lineker said he received a “standing ovation” in a branch of Marks & Spencer after being suspended by the BBC earlier this year.