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DATES SO SHADY
Sunglasses-wearers’ profiles not trusted
Booked club
LAGS QUEUE UP TO READ
BLOOMIN' LOVE THE GERMANS
Brits say it with flowers
Watching Barbie can make you fat
FANS YEARN FOOD IF THEY GLIMPSE PINK
'HUGE UFO HIDDEN IN BUILDING'
Wreck’s too big to shift
AI another day
007 NERD TO LEAD WAR ON TERMINATORS
DOPEY!
New Snow White film replaces the seven dwarfs with magic creatures
Bed bangers
METAL FANS TOP POLL FOR MOST LOVERS BONKED
INHERITANCE TAX AXE PLOT
Govt bid for ‘blue wall’ votes
On his knees
LOSING STOKES REAL POSSIBILITY
Neville: Liam’s a thicko
NOEL’S THE BRIGHT ONE SAYS FOOTIE STAR GARY
DOING SLIME!
Lag complains prison grub is full of bogeys
ROBOCROP
Farmers buying droids as human workforce dries up
FLOCKING HELL
Invasion of the sex-mad psycho gulls
Sick of hearing 'privatise NHS'
THE NHS has turned 75 – but that hasn’t stopped people sticking the boot in.
BIGGINS: MY GHOULIE IN BED SHOCK
‘Woman’ spooked panto legend
Paul played the Grin Reaper for dying lad
STAR HUMOUR A TONIC
BBC ACCUSED OF 'PERV COVER-UP'
‘Sex pics star stayed on air’
SAS HELP UKRAINE FIRE 'LASER GUNS'
Heroes train troops to shoot down Vlad drones
You will ..you wool
MRS DOYLE STAR KNITS TEA COSIES
TAX CUTS VOW 'IS IN TATTERS'
Hunt in battle with inflation
MAD MAX IS BULL-IED BY PUSHY PEREZ
MAX VERSTAPPEN accused Red Bull teammate Sergio Perez of pushing him off the road before going on to win Formula One’s sprint race in Austria.
Ghostbusted
ANGRY GHOUL SNAPS EXORCISM CROSS IN FRONT OF TV HUNTERS
COP OUT.. TOM'S LEAVING THE BAY
He ditches police role for EastEnders return
WILL YOU SHUT THE CLUCK UP
Noisy birds are neighbours from hell
I wanted to go to work two hours after baby
KATH’S TV REGRET
STUNGOVER
Alcoholic Asian hornets eye up British boozers
PETE'S LONG READ
Self-help book for ‘bullied beanpoles’
We're loving aliens
ROB’S PAL REVEALS SECRET UFO PROBE
Pongs of Praise
DESPERATE ALED HAD TO POO IN UCKSACK AFTER ‘DODGY’ KEBAB