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My fear over her girl love

I DON'T mind my daughter having a girlfriend.

Giving me the kiss-off

MY boyfriend likes to kiss and cuddle but I can't remember the last time we enjoyed full intercourse.

I feel deceived by freeloading fella

SICK OF ALWAYS PAYING

Game on for Michael

MICHAEL McIntyre's Big Show has got a new game. Celebs are challenged to identify someone from their past in Remember Me.

Super sulk Bruno has got to up his game

After watching the Man Utd and Arsenal FA cup tie on Sunday, that Bruno Fernandes is like a big kid

Ambulances are on Gladiators standby

KO BLOWS FLOOR STARS

Crypto cash for homes

HOMEBUYERS are turning to digital Bitcoin as collateral to borrow money to purchase property.

Drop-in sperm checker

A SPERM bank is offering the UK's first same-day semen analysis service.

Bark to work

FURRY FRIENDS AS OFFICE COLLEAGUES

PIZZA DIET! 'BRITALIAN' JOB DONE

A MUM lost 6st in eight months while enjoying a \"Britalian\" diet of pizza, pasta and wine.

"Flings on rink a tonic"

JAMES Jordan believes a Dancing On Ice romance can be a good thing - and can even help stars perform better on the rink.

MEAT FANS BURGERED!

Beef supply at critical point

"I'd be a bad Traitor"

CLAUDIA Winkleman says she'd be useless as a Traitors contestant.

We Say Now is the time

FROM political rock to timeless soul via relatable girlbands, 2025 is set to feature a galaxy of new talent. Here's a First XI destined to make a big noise this year, including Ryan Reynolds' favourite new band and the rapper tipped by none other than Stormzy...

Kyle be back

JEZ SET FOR LIFE STORY ITV RETURN

Golden art rich pickings

AN artist says she adds gold bullion to her paintings so \"poor people\" can't afford to buy them.

UKRAINE TO FIGHT LA BLAZE

Zel firefighters to help save lives as fires rage

Zed up & skint already

PARTYING Gen Zers will be skint by mid-January. Folk aged 13 to 28 have moaned that the start of the year is the toughest for them financially after festive blow-outs.

Soup is a hug in a mug..

SOUP is officially as comforting as a hug, say boffins. A mug of classic tomato has the same effect on brainwaves as a cuddle on a cold day.

Hunter digs up big win

A METAL detectorist has hit on a £5,000 jackpot.

WOMEN HAVE LITTLE BRAINS

Boffins: It's not the size that matters it's what you do with it..

Trump mate blasts Musk as ‘truly evil’

FORMER Trump adviser Steve Bannon has called Elon Musk “racist” and a “truly evil guy”.

Focus on goal, Keir

NO one is saying being Prime Minister is the easiest job in the world. But Keir Starmer only really had to achieve one thing for people to see him as successful. And that was to not be as bad as the god-awful government that came before him. You'd have thought that would be fairly straightforward. But now we're not so sure. Things seem to be going from bad to worse for Calamity Keir.

Vance: No riot let-offs

VICE president-elect JD Vance has risked the wrath of Donald Trump by saying January 6 rioters should not be pardoned.

PM Iraq deal for £12bn

BRITAIN and Iraq have hammered out a trade and immigration deal worth £12billion.

Couldn't make it up

PUMPING billions of licence fee dosh into the BBC has long felt about as useful as burning it in a big bonfire.

What's sniff all about...

SNIFFER dogs have been unleashed to guard our precious wine crops, as the Daily Star revealed yesterday.

Uri isle ‘a base for Don’

URI Geller has offered Donald Trump the use of his island as a US military base in future wars.

Lack of flatulent broccoli

FARTS are set to be slashed as Britain faces a cauliflow-er and broccoli drought. The flatulence-causing veg are set to be in short supply as Britain's roller-coaster weather has caused crops to sprout prematurely.

Another ice mess

SNOW AND FROST WILL RETURN IN TWO WEEKS