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BBC'S £1M SLAP

Licence payers pick up tab for stars' make-up

Workers out of site risk

A WORKER dies almost every week on construction sites in Britain, official figures show.

JACK THE RIPPER CORONER PROBE

'Court date for barber' 136yrs on

Dylan's the top rocker

BOB Dylan is more influential than Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash.

Eclair in blast at Al Parky

JENNY Eclair has slammed a new AI podcast using Sir Michael Parkinson's voice as \"a terrible idea\".

Visitors will pay to stay

FURY broke out yesterday over plans to introduce a £12-per-night tourist tax in the UK.

PM vows to unleash scumbag chatbots who boffs fear will kill us all

SIR Keir Starmer has urged Britain to hug psycho robots close as he claims they'll make us one of the \"great AI superpowers\".

Liz’ media rant

SELF-proclaimed free speech champion “Lettuce” Liz Truss claims the British media needs to be “fixed”.

Health data for AI firms

NHS health data could be made available to big tech firms as part of the AI drive.

Kitchen has folk in a spin

CLUELESS Brits do not know how to use their own kitchen appliances with washing machines causing the most confusion.

Beatle could not see fans without specs

POP legend John Lennon couldn't see his screaming fans when he played with The Beatles.

IS REEVES LETTUCE 2?

Chancellor fearing the axe after Keir backing

Nurse stabbing charges

A MAN is due to appear in court today charged with attempting to murder a nurse stabbed in a hospital.

Time lag for Guy as dad

ACTOR Guy Pearce has felt \"jet-lagged for eight years\" since becoming a dad.

Capital of road crashes

DONCASTER is the car-crash capital of Britain. Data from the Office for National Statistics revealed the South Yorkshire city has the highest road accident risk at 36.23 accidents per 10,000 residents.

Kerry's face op dream

KERRY Katona says she can't wait to have a facelift.

Bankers in Leeds job snub

ONLY 156 Bank of England staff in London have shown interest in relocating to Leeds.

TOO SKINT TO AFFORD BABY FOOD GP 'essentials' scripts rise

SHAMPOO, baby formula and toothpaste are being prescribed by doctors to those who cannot afford them.

STAND-IN DELIVERS

Robertson's repeat show in comeback win

ROCKET ROD READY FOR TAKE-OFF

Gomes thriving as Pereira puts faith in countryman

WINTER WONDERLAND

Cherries star makes dream first start as FA Cup magic is alive & kicking in Winterburn household!

THIS WILL PUT US ON ROUT TRACK

Stephy hopes hammering has put Foxes on springboard to Prem survival

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDO'S WELL and

Versatile Kop star knows he'll get his big chance to shine as stunning Quad charge will stretch Slot's squad

MORGAN'S THE BEES Classic Builder NAY Clas Clasic ilders KNEES

Goal hero Whittaker wants shock win to kickstart Pilgrims' battle to beat drop

JURIC'S KAMAL RIDE TO VICTORY

Super Sulemana and two-goal teen Tyler ensure Saints boss Ivan breaks his duck

HAVING THE TYNE OF THEIR LIVES

Bromley light up St James' Park as old boy Woodman's side give Toon an almighty scare

HAV IT!

Maguire blasts 'cheat' Kai for dive | Ugarte faces 3-game headbutt ban

MATCH OF THE ALTAY

Bayindir heroics settle ding-dong tussle

ANGE ESCAPES ROASTING

Lambs dish up a very nervy Sunday lunch for Spurs boss

EZE A GLAS ACT

Oliver through thanks to Ebere effort