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WE'RE CROCKED!

'Reptile bites' on list of bizarre A&E admissions

Au revoir to 10yr diet of croissants

A GIRL of 13 has survived on a diet of croissants for more than a decade.

Bread alert for samies

MORE than a quarter of us admit to being sandwich swipers.

Giant veg is sprout of control

WARM WEATHER T0 BLAME

GARETH: I'LL TRY STATHAM FOR BIOPIC

GARETH Thomas wants hardman Jason Statham to play him in a movie of his life after Mickey Rourke quit when training got too tough.

HAND-TO-HAND BRIT ZAPS VLAD

Ace teaches WW2 skills in Ukraine

Tyler's in it Strictly for tunes

STRICTLY hunk Tyler West is set to launch a career in music.

Kerry finds a weigh to Stay warm

KERRY Katona has claimed that piling on the pounds will help her save pounds on bills.

My cushty tomatoes

DEL BOY: HAVE CHATS WITH VEG

Nicole's looking purr-fect in PVC

NICOLE Scherzinger shows off her wild side.

Danniella’s Turkey trot to fix face

DANNIELLA Westbrook is travelling to Turkey to have more surgery to rebuild her face.

U2 were out of tune in studio

BONO says U2 recorded in a historic studio hoping it would make them as good as their musical heroes but they failed miserably.

GAZ: QATAR'S JUST OUR JOB

Lineker to report not support

Ace Levi in mobile 'silence'

FEARS are growing for missing rugby star Levi Davis as it emerged he has not used his phone for the past two weeks.

IT'S ALBMANIA

Brits grab cheap sun in Balkans

Tiny tot 'best thing since sliced bread"

MIRACLE ISLA WEIGHED LESS THAN A LOAF

BAD BLOOD

Police fear gangland war as £125m drugs kingpin leaves prison

Khaki Blinders sheer poetry..

THE SAS were forged in the hellish heat of north Africa.

BEN CALMS THE NERVES

Stokes steers England to semis

It's Qatch 22 over stars says Potter

GRAHAM POTTER admits managers could be caught in two minds about how successful they hope their players will be when they wave them off to the World Cup next week.

Doherty hits back at snipers taking aim at Conte's comeback kings

MATT DOHERTY reckons the constant criticism of Tottenham this season is plain wrong.

No defence for Phil after howler gives Eustace edge

STOKE 1 Baker 75 (Pen) | BIRMINGHAM 2 Hogan 13, Dean 67

A GROSS MARGIN

Pascal proves the difference but Davis is 'positive'

QATAR HERO

Defender's ready to go Dutch for glory | NEW NEWCASTLE STAR SVEN BOTMAN EXCLUSIVE

Hope Hancock 'roos' the day

HATS off to the makers of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

NEV GETS KICKING ON TELLY

Pundit's World Cup woe

ROMPING SWING VOTERS DOG RISHI

PM's £2m estate 'magnet for sex´

The cost-of-living crisis Socket to 'em!

WORKMEN ARE TOLD: DON'T USE OUR LECCY

COCKROACH FARTS CHOKE THE WORLD

They're causing global warming

Hancock's a Scarelebrity

TORY'S CAREER FEAR AS STARS PARACHUTE IN