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S**tcoms are beyond a joke

WE all know modern TV is powered by lies and chicanery.

GIVE US THE SEX FACTOR

Mums want Channel Phwoar

ANGELS' ARMY

Biker gangs are recruiting ex-squaddies

VLAD SENDS IN THE STRIPPERS

Saucy treat for weary soldiers

STORM IN A DONUT!

Polar freeze heads to UK

Bitter ending

GEN Z CALLING LAST ORDERS ON PUB PINTS

Your starter for Ten

MAN U QUIZMASTER

BUST FLYBE'S FLIGHTS AXED

‘Don’t go to airport’ warning

Djokovic relieved to pill it off again

NOVAK DJOKOVIC has claimed he is ready to play through the pain barrier to reclaim his Australian Open title and world No.1 spot.

HE COULDN'T GIVE ANY MURR

Heroic run ends

Kane do worse

UNITED MUST SPLASH FOR HARRY

Lost for words

BABYLON Cert 18 In cinemas now

Man-hating TV needs surgery

MEN stink. It must be true. TV tells us all the time.

FEELING FINE ON CHEESE & WINE

The secret to happier life as we grow older

ONE GIANT ELOPE FOR BUZZKIND!

Aldrin is over the moon after getting wed for the fourth time on his 93rd birthday.

Bad cops leading us a merry dance

I REMEMBER reading a story last summer that branded a few cops a “disgrace”.

NOW THAT REALLY TAKES THE BISCUIT

Gen Z prefer samosas with cuppa

Fash: I'll treat ice like wives..

'MY LOVE SKATE RELATIONSHIP'

Hoddle: My Aha! kidnap moment

FAN SHOWS HIM SHRINE TO SPURS

THE DOC WILL FEE YOU NOW

Javid: Charge for visits to GP

BOOBED JOBS

Surge in implants problems

VLAD 'HIRED STARMAN & SHAMAN'

MAD Vlad Putin has hired a personal astrologer to study the planets and bring him success in the Ukraine war, it is claimed

Strange case of disappearing PM

MY story of the week was the tale of the incredible vanishing Boris Johnson.

GIRL, 7 SHOT IN CHURCH HORROR

6 hurt as drive-by gang blasts funeral

-13C COLDER THAN SIBERIA: NEW SUPER-FREEZE

BRITAIN will be colder than Siberia as a 500-mile wide “Eskimo Express” from Greenland brings White Sunday before a -13C bone-chilling Blue Monday.

RODDERS RETURNS ..AS FRASIER'S PAL

US sitcom role for Only Fools hero

JO'S SPIRIT MATE

I chill with ghost, says Dancing On Ice hunk

Islander Liv No Time to chat to 007

VILLA GIRL BOND ROLE

Chiles is a pain in the bum

TV STAR’S NAME SLANG FOR PILES

HEINZ BEANZ 'MEAN' PRICE

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