HOW THE MOB MUSCLED IN ON THE GODFATHER

Crime kingpin saved movie from sleeping with the fishes

MELON-CHOLY!

Cranky Costner off his gourd as divorce grinds on

I JUMPED INTO JAWS' MOUTH!

Boating beauty cheats death in freak encounter

REALITY TV'S EVIL INNARDS RIPPED OPEN!

Bethenny Frankel's legal pit bulls maul greedy, brutal bosses

DUMBEST CON IN AMERICA!

A CONVICT with cotton for brains had a measly four months left on his seven-year prison term when he made the dumb decision to jailbreak and hold a family hostage at gunpoint — a move that resulted in having another 40 years tacked onto his expiring sentence!

PERVY PASSION FOR PIGGIES!

A FREAKY foot fetishist has been arrested for breaking into condos in Lake Tahoe, Nev., in the dead of night to touch the tootsies of women sleeping in their beds, police charge.

WHATTA BONEHEAD!

Murdered roomie's decaying corpse stashed in closet for TWO MONTHS

HARRY & MEGHAN LOSE ROYAL MIND GAME!

Charles & William use psych warfare experts to confuse stunned Sussexes

EX HAS MY BALLS IN A JAR & WON'T GIVE THEM BACK!

Sex swapper sues to recover testicles kept in the fridge

SOAP BOSS SACKED IN SEX SCANDAL!

Now cast & crew fear their Days are numbered

TRUMP'S EGO WILL PUT HIM IN PRISON!

Top shrinks say ex-president is convinced he's ALWAYS right!

TORI GOES FOR BROKE!

Former rich kid gets big dose of reality hunkering down in an RV

CAITLYN CUTTING KYLIE & KENDALL FROM $120M WILL

Girls sided with mom Kris after sex change shock

AMAL BANS HOT NANNIS!

Keeping George & their marriage out of harm's way

KALEY WON'T WED BABY DAD

THRILLED new mom Kaley Cuoco is gushing over five-month-old daughter Matilda while demanding baby daddy Tom Pelphrey stop pestering her about getting hitched, insiders say.

VIEW GANG SNICKERING AT SPACE CASE WHOOPI!

Star Trek bartender insists ETs are here

MUSIC DIES FOR CRIPPLED OZZY

FORMER heavy metal madman Ozzy Osbourne may never perform again after battling through excruciating pain and even more surgery that forced him to put his comeback show on ice!

RFK JR.A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN!

WASHINGTON Post fact-checkers claim Donald Trump told more than 30,000 lies or misleading claims during his four years in the White House, and now the Dems have their own potential liar-in-chief — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

FULL LOUSE!

Stamos hated kid castmates

BARBRA'S BOOK TOUR NIGHTMARE!

Diva ruffles feathers with endless rules

PERV PEE-WEE'S TWISTED TALES BURIED AT LAST!

Bizarre comic couldn't escape child porn shame

COCAINE SHARKS MENACE FLORIDA!

Hooked on smugglers' happy dust

MELANIA HOLDS THE TRUMP CARD!

Desperate DA sues to get tell-all emails digging Donald's grave

HOT SHOT TV JUDGE SNARED IN GUN TIFF

TV Judge Greg Mathis could end up in court himself after Los Angeles city workers accused him of pulling a gun on them!

BEACH BLANKET BINGO IS A BUST

SCREWY couple Anastazia Cretcher and Alexander Dillman got busted for playing beach blanket bingo in broad daylight in clear view of families in Florida, authorities say.

CANCELED KANYE KICKS WALK TALL!

SOARING sales of Kanye West’s leftover Yeezy shoes made a whopping $562 million for sneaker maker Adidas — long after the company cut ties with the Gold Digger rapper over his antiSemitic rants!

COSTNER WIFE'S NIP/TUCK PAYBACK

Christine plots plastic fantastic surgery splurge

HEADS ROLL IN PRINCE ALBERT MONEY SCANDAL

Monaco's ruler fires key aides after police raid

SMALL TOWN JASON'S BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES!

Trump's buddy Aldean using firestorm to fuel political career

HAPLESS HARRY GETS THE HEAVE-HO AGAIN!

Disappears from company's board after humiliating new PR disasters