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BRADY'S JILTED EX: PARTY'S OVER FOR TOM & GISELE!

Brady and Bündchen are headed for a nasty divorce after 13 years of marriage, sources blab

CROWE SHEDDING FOR A WEDDING

270-lb. chunk wants to wear a slimline tux

MOUTHY MATT AIN'T JULIA'S FRIEND NO MORE

Matthew Perry says he thought he’d “never be enough” for Roberts, who appeared with him on a Friends episode in 1996

GROPER GOODING GETS OFF EASY!

CLEVER Cuba Gooding Jr. has squeaked by with just a slap on the wrist as he plea-bargained his way out of jail time on charges of forcible touching!

SHATNER, 91, USES SEDUCTION SECRET!

SPACEMAN William Shatner is still a Romeo at age 91 and spouts his original out of-this-world poetry to woo gals, insiders say.

ARNOLD HEARING WEDDING BELLS

HOLLYWOOD heavyweight Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready to terminate bachelorhood for the second time and wed Heather Milligan, his ladylove for the past nine years, sources say.

ELMO KINKSTER GOES DOWN FOR COUNT!

Caught on nanny cam getting freaky with doll

TOM TAKES HIS EYE OFF THE BALL!

Divorcing dad focuses on job instead of his family

PLANET OF THE APES!

Monkeys evolving into new humans

HUNTER BIDEN MARRIAGE CRISIS

Baby mom ready to walk as law & cash crunch close in

BRAD CHECKS INTO HEARTBREAK HOTEL

Stunned as Emily is caught kissing a younger dude

HELP! RINGO,82, IS FADING FAST!

Medical crisis after killer virus forces ex-Beatle to cancel tour

CAMILLA CROWNS HERSELF QUEEN!

Convinces Charles to defy protocol & dead mom's wish to become a royal

MAXWELL WARNS BILL & ANDREW!

Breaks silence in prison interview with veiled threat

BRITNEY'S BIZARRE VOODOO VENDETTA

Using dolls & hexes to settle old scores

MICHELLE HIRING COACH TO BOOST MARRIAGE MOJO!

LOVELORN Michelle Obama is determined to get hubby Barack to rev up the romance by hiring a love coach his mojo after her flirting didn't do to reignite shameless the trick, sources tell GLOBE!

THE SKINNY ON MEGHAN & KATE

Harry's jealous wife shedding pounds to match sister-in-law

MISS USA RIGGING S

Pageant probed after livid beauties charge fix was in for Miss Texas' win

AGING HODA HANKERING FOR FACELIFT!

But she's too terrified to go under the knife

JANET'S FACE GETS FREAKIER!

New nip/tuck nightmare for Michael's sis

RYAN RELENTS & EMBRACES BOTOX

PRETTY boy Ryan Seacrest has always been into pampering his puss - and now sources tattle Kelly Ripa's TV sidekick is finally caving to the idea of using Botox to erase signs he's aging.

TV COP MELONI GETS MURDERED!

Needs Mariska's help to end show's ratings bloodbath

JAGGER LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED

Bombshell book details flings with Keith Richards & old guitarist Taylor

SHAMELESS KELLY’S NUDIE NIGHTS

Being undressed helps Clarkson unwind, a snoop reveals

SHANIA PUTS THE SPURS TO YOUNG HUBBY!

Orders him to find his old giddy-up!

GOLDBERG’S READY FOR WHOOPEE!

Movie nun is back in habit

SPICY MEL: STARDOM MADE MY LIFE HELL!

Melanie Chisholm says the Spice Girls’ fame brought struggles

SHAKIRA FACES TAX RAP MUSIC

Spanish prosecutors were cleared to go after Shakira

BRAD'S SURPRISING MODEL BEHAVIOR!

Pitt's been seen with much-younger beauty Emily Ratajkowski

HALLE’S DUDE HAS BERRY COLD FEET!

ANTSY wannabe bride Halle Berry is still waiting for musician Van Hunt to waltz her down the aisle, and insiders fear his apparent stalling could spell doom for their love-in.