ELTON FEARS SUN IS GOING DOWN ON BRITNEY!

Tries to save twisted dancer from brain melt

SIMON'S SPICING THINGS UP AGAIN

SHOWBIZ mogul Simon Cowell’s recent over-the-top claim that the Spice Girls were “the best girl group of all time” became clear when he bared his desire to reunite the band.

HARRY POTTER WIZARD'S KINKY DOUBLE LIFE!

Dumbledore star juggled two families for decades

HOG WILD!

Giant pig attacks Texas family - & comes back for more!

HARRY'S GRUDGE BAFFLES WILLIAM

AFTER quitting his palace duties and repeatedly trashing the royals in the press, a memoir and film, rogue Prince Harry is outrageously demanding an apology from his family — leaving brother William baffled as to what his gripe is.

KING'S DIRTY MONEY DEAL!

Lets sex creep Andrew keep castle in return for $3 million

TRUMP TOSSED UNDER THE BUS!

Ivanka spilling her guts as law closes in on dad and brothers

FRYING PAN KILLER GETS 15 YEARS!

CRAZED college coed Sydney Powell will spend the next 15 years behind bars for killing her mom with a frying pan and a knife after her parents learned she’d been kicked out of school for bad grades!

FERGIE'S GAL FRIDAY MURDERED IN TEXAS!

PRINCE ANDREW’s ex-wife Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson is devastated after former aide Jenean Chapman was murdered in Texas two months after marrying her accused killer, James Patrick, who cops claim frequently beat her bloody during wild screaming matches!

BIDEN STAFF PUT BITE ON BODYGUARDS

SECRET Service agents guarding Joe Biden are facing a doggie danger — the White House pet pooch Commander. The German shepherd’s bitten nearly a dozen of the president’s protectors.

TOBY KEITH ALMOST AS GOOD AS HE ONCE WAS!

COUNTRY star Toby Keith reveals his gutsy two-year battle with stomach cancer has been a wild “roller coaster” ride!

BERTINELLI BELLIES UP TO BELOVED FAT CLOTHES

PLUS-SIZED Valerie Bertinelli is finally embracing her fuller figure after decades of battling the bulge!

DEAD GAL POSED IN HOSPITAL BED TO FOOL FAMILY SHE WAS ALIVE!

Suit claims con job covered up bungled routine operation

MICHELLE OBAMA PUTS MEGHAN IN HER PLACE!

Secretly sinks effort to name Harry's wife to vacant Senate seat

TUBBY TOM EATING HIMSELF TO DEATH!

Terror as Blue Bloods heavyweight gains 87 lbs.

HALLE RESCUES HUGH WITH HOT HOOKUPS!

Plays matchmaker as wounded Wolverine battles pain of divorce

BEN & J.LO CALL TIME!

Trial separation after latest spat is caught on camera

INTERNET QUEEN'S INFESTED CASTLE RIPPED APART!

HERE's the latest buzz over at the $12 million Dallas mansion of Mormon influencer Jennifer Houghton - thousands of bees have been living inside her walls!

BLINDSIDED & KILLED BY BEES

Psycho swarm escaped from potting soil bag

MIFFED MOOSE STOMPS GAL WALKING DOG!

A RAMPAGING moose almost cooked the goose of a Colorado woman who got trampled while she was walking her dog in the woods!

LOVESTRUCK CHER CHASING YOUTH AGAIN!

Wants boob and butt lifts to make young stud happy

PROUD GISELE 2 YEARS SOBER

TOM BRADY's supermodel ex Gisele Bündchen has been through a lot with her 2022 divorce from the football icon, the pandemic and moving with her two kids to Florida - but she proudly boasts she managed to stay sober through it all.

MY SECRET LIFE AS BATTERED WIFE!

Linda Evangelista drops bombshell

JERSEY HOUSEWIVES BENCHED FOR BRAWL

TWO New Jersey Housewives really made a splash while filming scenes for the Bravo show and they've both been suspended for the bust-up where Danielle Cabral threw a drink in Jennifer Aydin's face!

DISNEY STAR SURVIVES GAY THERAPY CURE!

FORMER Disney Channel star Matthew Scott has Montgomery dropped a shocking bombshell all the time he was appearing in the Snow White company's company's kiddie sitcoms he was secretly trying to stop being gay and become heterosexual by attending controversial conversion classes.

LOREN, 89, SURVIVES EMERGENCY SURGERY

MOVIE icon Sophia Loren was treated for serious bone breaks following a tragic fall in the bathroom  of her home in Geneva, Switzerland.

WYNONNA'S HARD LESSON

Life's lonely on family farm with mom Naomi and sis Ashley gone

BRUCE'S MIND TOTALLY GONE

ONCE one of the world's biggest movie stars, Bruce Willis is now so savaged by dementia, it's \"hard to know\" if the Die Hard star realizes what's happening, says his tearful wife, Emma Heming.

DEMI'S HANKERING FOR BRIT'S TOYBOY

Siren, 60, salivates over single Sam, 29

CLINTONS JOLT TOO OLD JOE!

Urge him not to run in '24 so Michelle can win job!