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SUBMARINE TRAITORS ARE TOAST!

Caged for decades after peddling Navy secrets in sandwich

LITTLE BOY KEPT IN DOG KENNEL!

Parents & aunt face abuse rap after shivering kid found in pen

VIRGINITY MADE BROOKE'S LIFE HELL

Dean Cain and Shields were college sweethearts

HOW PERRY GOT THE LAST WORD!

Matthew recounted his experience filming the Friends finale in 2004

DANICA DITCHES HOLLYWOOD!

McKellar and hubby Scott moved to Tennessee

MONTANA GETS BIRTHDAY HUMP

Swizz Beatz (in shades) gifted a camel to rapper French

EX-KING JUAN CARLOS' MISTRESS TELLS ALL!

Cruel betrayal after showdown with Spain's livid queen

ADELE'S $475G VEGAS BUBBLE TO SAVE VOICE!

The songbird is prepping for her residency after canceling in January

50 CENT CRIES FOUL OVER GRANNY MADONNA

REVOLTED rapper 50 CENT has added his two cents' worth of clapback at \"grandma\" MADONNA, venting big-time after the desperate sexagenarian songstress posted a video clip of her lip-syncing to BABY KEEM's tune Vent.

DAD FRED'S FURY AS O.J. SIMPSON LIVES LIKE A KING

Disgraced jock owes Goldmans $100M for wrongful death of Nicole's pal Ron

STREISAND SNICKERS AT COUGAR CHER!

Thinks rival diva’s being ridiculous with young stud, 36

HARRY & MEGHAN'S DO-OR-DIE CASH GRAB!

Desperate duo tries to woo royals in bid to keep profits rolling

BRITNEY THROWS TOXIC TANTRUMS AS SAM RUNS OFF!

Freaking because young hubby is 2,500 miles away

NICK CALLS A TRUCE WITH ROBERTS!

Lyle Lovett and Julia divorced in 1995

NUDIE BEHAR'S CO-STARS AIN'T ENJOYING VIEW!

Sick of her baring the naked truth

ANISTON TOO BORING & OLD FOR MAYER!

John talking trash after new hookup

CARS' OCASEK WAS PORIZKOVA POISON

Paulina says her rocker hubby cost her friends and work

STALLONE UNDER WIFE'S THUMB!

Mr. Macho turns mellow fellow

Being fat is a brain disorder!

\"We believe public health interventions to curb the worldwide obesity epidemic would benefit by considering obesity as a neurodevelopmental disorder.\"

Men age four times faster!

Researcher Anna Kankaanpää suggests the \"beneficial effects of the female sex hormone estrogen\" may be responsible.

WARNING! COVID'S MUTATING AGAIN!

New SYMPTOMS you need to know

NEW UFOS ARE REALLY CHINESE SPY DRONES!

Pentagon spills the beans on enemy arsenal

RUDE GORILLA GIVES GIRLS THE BIRD!

Sisters interrupt his celery snack

KITCHEN QUEENS STIR UP HOLIDAY FOOD FIGHT!

Martha, Giada & Rachael all want to prove they're the toast of town

HARRY WINS NAME GAME FOR WRONG REASONS!

PRINCE HARRY'S upcoming memoir, Spare, is perfectly titled, but probably not for the reason he intended.

TOUCHDOWN TOM RAN OUT OF MIRACLES!

Attempt to save marriage was too little, too late

LOSER CUOMO'S TACKY TANTRUM

Chris is the host of CUOMO on News Nation

NAUGHTY BAD SANTA IS NICE!

Santa finds he has a redeeming soft spot after all when he defends a bullied kid!

CANCELED KANYE'S BIGGEST REGRET

West whines he can't score supermodels

BITCHY BECKHAM GALS WON'T LET IT GO!

THE ditzy catfight between pampered rich gals Victoria Beckham and daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz has hit a new level of pettiness as the younger beauty fired off yet another salvo of slime.