EMPIRE OF GREED!

Kim's crypto crisis exposes Kardashian trail of dirty deals!

HAYDEN'S HEARTBREAK!

Reformed hoozehound's bleak custody battle for child she left behind

LORETTA’S SECRET 2 STASH OF SONGS!

Beloved country star leaves gift from beyond the grave

SCIENTOLOGY'S DARKEST HOUR!

Danny Masterson rape trial threatens secretive church with TOTAL ruin

BLINDJUSTICE!

Odd secret life of Clarence Thomas’ controversial wife

MEGHAN'S FREAKY FIXATION ON KATE WRECKED ROYALS!

Blind ambition & potshots at sister-in-law fractured family

A VERY BRADY DIVORCE!

Gisele takes off the gloves & her wedding ring-in sour split from Tom

WENDT’S HEALTH GOES DOWN THE HATCH!

No cheers for ginormous George as he waddles toward disaster

JEOPARDY! KEN BACK IN SCHOOL FOR CHARM

BRAINIAC Ken Jennings may be a genius when it comes to trivia, but sources say the Jeopardy!

EX-TALKER SHARON FINDS VOICE AT FOX!

DISGRACED daytime diva Sharon Osbourne is being tested for a permanent on-air gig at FOX News Channel, The National ENQUIRER can reveal!

DEMI’S SUDDEN SWAN SONG HAS PALS HONKIN WORRIED!

TROUBLED Demi Lovato’s friends are worried sick after the pop superstar shockingly announced she is retiring from performing — at age 30!

BRETT FAVRE’S $77M FRAUD HALL OF SHAME

Thrown for loss over welfare ripoff

CATTY KAMALA’S JEALOUS RAGE!

Outshined by fashion queen stepdaughter

JOE UNDER FIRE AS SON HUNTER DODGES BULLET!

Critics charge prez is covering for his crooked son

VENGEFUL SCIENTOLOGY FRAMED ME FOR RAPE!

Oscar winner Haggis defected from church

KOURNTEY SNAGGED IN SWEATSHOP SCANDAL!

‘Green’ clothing deal gives her a black eye

ADAM MAROONED BY SEX SQUEALERS!

4 hotties huff married musician cheated with them

CHRIS & MARISKA FLIRT WITH DISASTER!

Frisky behavior off-camera bugs their spouses

SLY'S ROAMIN' HOLIDAY INFURIATES FLAVIN!

Wastes no time chatting up beauties

DEAD HECHE PUTS HEX ON HER LESBIAN EX!

TRAGIC Anne Heche is burying ex Ellen DeGeneres from beyond the grave!

HARRY STICKS IT TO POP IN PUBLIC!

ROYAL renegade Prince Harry is accused of insulting his estranged father, Charles, by refusing to sing God Save the King at the end of his grandmother Queen Elizabeth’s funeral.

QUEEN CAMILLA HUMILIATES KATE!

Slams daughter-in-law’s parenting and reduces little Charlotte to tears

DON’T IGNORE SNORES!

Sawing logs is a serious health hazard

GARNER'S LITTLE SPYWITNESS

Jen's daughter keeping eye out during bonding time with J.LO

THE SKINNY ON BEN'S MANOREXIA!

A GAUNT-LOOKING Ben Affleck has dropped so much weight since his marriage to demanding diva Jennifer Lopez, sources fear he may be suffering from manorexia!

SHARON'S FACE IS A HORROR SHOW!

DISGRACED daytime diva Sharon Osbourne gutted her TV glory with her loud mouth but sources say her unrecognizable face could derail any hope of a comeback on either side of the Atlantic!

BRAD ROCKS OUT!

Pitt's guitar gently weeps for music gig

LIAR, LIAR - SHIA EXPOSES OLIVIAL OVER WILDE FIRE!

A SHOCKING leaked video proves director Olivia Wilde lied about firing beleaguered Shia LaBeouf from her film Don't Worry Darling in 2020 - and bolsters the actor's claim he quit, tipsters dish.

GREG DETHRONES LATE-NIGHT KINGS

Funnymen plot to wreck FOX upstart

SARAH JESSICA & JEN CATFIGHT!

Dueling shows stir up old bitterness