PANICKED DEPARDIEU FEARS PUTIN'S POSSE!

Fleshy Frenchie waddles away from pact with devil

MEGHAN PUTS PARTY ANIMAL HARRY ON SHORT LEASH!

Forbids prince to play with old pals

OH, LARDY!

Tubby Trump gains 60 lbs. on fast track to fast-food diet disaster

TERROR IN TINSELTOWN!

Burglars target celebrity fixer's explosive files

AMAZON'S KILLER JOBS!

Gov't probes mystery deaths as bodies pile up in warehouses!

FBI SHOOTS HOLES IN BALDWIN'S DEATH DEFENSE

Charges Alec pulled trigger in Rust tragedy

ASHLEY'S PAINFUL FINAL MOMENTS WITH NAOMI!

Crawled into bed with dying mom. Tricked by lawmen into spilling intimate secrets.

CUCKOO KALEY STAGED HER OWN INTERVENTION!

FORMER Big Bang Theory beauty Kaley Cuoco reveals she was so emotionally and physically destroyed by her divorce, she could barely walk and had to stage an intervention for herself!

SIMPSON SKIMPS ON PASSION WITH HUBBY!

Jessica & Eric try to keep marriage together while fire sputters out

PALS SAY THE JOKE'S ON PETE!

DOPEY Pete Davidson is being mocked by pals for quitting Saturday Night Live to chase a phony, glitzy life with Kim Kardashian only to see the romance crash months later.

BEN IS A KEPT MAN!

J.Lo wears the pants, pays most of the bills

TROUBLED FLASH STAR IN NEW CULT SCANDAL

The Flash star had his houseguests “hypnotized,” a woman charges

NASTY SURPRISES AHEAD FOR CRIPPLED KUTCHER!

Worried docs weigh in on disease that left Ashton deaf, blind & hobbling

NEW CASH OUTRAGE TAINTS CHARLES!

The prince accepted donations from a foundation under investigation

MEGHAN’S BIRTHDAY BUST!

No one important offers to help her blow out candles

HARRY'S BOOK IS A BORE!

Publisher rejects royal’s dull draft of $15M tell-all – for telling too little!

COMIC CUT-UPS CUT THE CHEESE!

Whoopi, Billy & Robin’s elevator fartfest

OLIVIA’S MEDICAL MIRACLE!

Newton-John defied the experts & lived years beyond predictions

DUMPED KIM TRYING TO SAVE FACE!

Blindsided by breakup, weighs scorched-earth retaliation plan

MOM HAPPY – FOR PETE’S SAKE!

Amy Davidson never liked her son’s galpal, says a mole

COPS STONEWALL NAOMI JUDD GUN DEATH PROBE!

Refusing to release any documents detailing what was found at the scene

DEMENTIA FEARS FOR SPACE-CASE SHATNER!

STAR Trek legend William Shatner is becoming a space cadet in real life, pals fear.

JUDI RIDING ROUGHSHOD OVER RUDY!

Ex-wife threatens Giuliani with jail over unpaid $262G

BRAD’S GOT IT BAD FOR ANA!

HORNDOG Brad Pitt is hunting for a new A-list love in Hollywood — and he’s taken a serious shine to Cuban cutie Ana de Armas, sources snitch.

SEXPERT DR. RUTH GOES ALL IN!

No-holds-barred book designed for self-pleasure

BLOOD MONEY BRIBE THREAENS CHARLES' GRASP ON THE CROWN!

Horror & outrage over $1.2M bin Laden payoff after 9/11 terror

CARA IN CHAOS!

Disheveled Delevingne sets off alarm bells

SHAKIRA TAXING LAW'S PATIENCE!

Faces eight years in stir!

UPSTART NETWORK CHASING MEGYN!

Hot to team Kelly and Cuomo

EVA DESTRUCTION!

Ryan fears Mendes' return to H'wood means it's curtains for their love