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KATY PERRY TRIES TO TAKE OLD MAN'S DREAM HOUSE

Idol meanie insists she has contract but 83-year-old says surgery left him dazed

TEACHER TAKES VANNA'S JOB!

GAME show icon Vanna White is curiously being replaced for a week on Wheel of Fortune just as she's battling with bosses for more pay amid chatter future new host Ryan Seacrest wants to give her the boot!

MAYIM & KEN FUME OVER JEOPARDY CASH CRUNCH!

Cheapskate execs cut staff perks as losing contestants get bigger prizes

CHER'S REBOUND CRUSH ON CRUISE

NEARLY 40 years after their racy romance went belly-up, Cher still carries a torch for Tom Cruise, mourning the young lover who got away, insiders tattle.

BRITNEY PUTTING VOODOO HEXES ON HATED EXES!

BIZARRE Britney Spears is putting her obsession with voodoo to chilling use, according to insiders who dish the Toxic singer is casting hexes on her hated exes.

KENDALL PLAYS PUBLIC KISSY FACE WITH BAD BUNNY

RED-HOT lovers Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny put on a show of their own at a Drake concert as they were caught on camera mauling each other in a VIP box!

HOW THE MOB MUSCLED IN ON THE GODFATHER

Crime kingpin saved movie from sleeping with the fishes

MELON-CHOLY!

Cranky Costner off his gourd as divorce grinds on

I JUMPED INTO JAWS' MOUTH!

Boating beauty cheats death in freak encounter

REALITY TV'S EVIL INNARDS RIPPED OPEN!

Bethenny Frankel's legal pit bulls maul greedy, brutal bosses

DUMBEST CON IN AMERICA!

A CONVICT with cotton for brains had a measly four months left on his seven-year prison term when he made the dumb decision to jailbreak and hold a family hostage at gunpoint — a move that resulted in having another 40 years tacked onto his expiring sentence!

PERVY PASSION FOR PIGGIES!

A FREAKY foot fetishist has been arrested for breaking into condos in Lake Tahoe, Nev., in the dead of night to touch the tootsies of women sleeping in their beds, police charge.

WHATTA BONEHEAD!

Murdered roomie's decaying corpse stashed in closet for TWO MONTHS

HARRY & MEGHAN LOSE ROYAL MIND GAME!

Charles & William use psych warfare experts to confuse stunned Sussexes

EX HAS MY BALLS IN A JAR & WON'T GIVE THEM BACK!

Sex swapper sues to recover testicles kept in the fridge

SOAP BOSS SACKED IN SEX SCANDAL!

Now cast & crew fear their Days are numbered

TRUMP'S EGO WILL PUT HIM IN PRISON!

Top shrinks say ex-president is convinced he's ALWAYS right!

TORI GOES FOR BROKE!

Former rich kid gets big dose of reality hunkering down in an RV

CAITLYN CUTTING KYLIE & KENDALL FROM $120M WILL

Girls sided with mom Kris after sex change shock

AMAL BANS HOT NANNIS!

Keeping George & their marriage out of harm's way

KALEY WON'T WED BABY DAD

THRILLED new mom Kaley Cuoco is gushing over five-month-old daughter Matilda while demanding baby daddy Tom Pelphrey stop pestering her about getting hitched, insiders say.

VIEW GANG SNICKERING AT SPACE CASE WHOOPI!

Star Trek bartender insists ETs are here

MUSIC DIES FOR CRIPPLED OZZY

FORMER heavy metal madman Ozzy Osbourne may never perform again after battling through excruciating pain and even more surgery that forced him to put his comeback show on ice!

RFK JR.A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN!

WASHINGTON Post fact-checkers claim Donald Trump told more than 30,000 lies or misleading claims during his four years in the White House, and now the Dems have their own potential liar-in-chief — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

FULL LOUSE!

Stamos hated kid castmates

BARBRA'S BOOK TOUR NIGHTMARE!

Diva ruffles feathers with endless rules

PERV PEE-WEE'S TWISTED TALES BURIED AT LAST!

Bizarre comic couldn't escape child porn shame

COCAINE SHARKS MENACE FLORIDA!

Hooked on smugglers' happy dust

MELANIA HOLDS THE TRUMP CARD!

Desperate DA sues to get tell-all emails digging Donald's grave

HOT SHOT TV JUDGE SNARED IN GUN TIFF

TV Judge Greg Mathis could end up in court himself after Los Angeles city workers accused him of pulling a gun on them!