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JILL ORDERS JOE TO LET 2024 GO!

Threatening to walk if Biden, 80, chases new Oval Office term

MACHETE DEATH SCENCE DOESN’T CUT IT!

Killer accused of planting blade to fake self-defense

CHEATING ARNIE DROVE MARIA INTO A CONVENT!

Heartsick Shriver wanted to hide from the world

STEM CELL THERAPY EASING OZZY'S PARKINSON'S!

Hope ravaged rocker will return to stage

HARRY & MEGHAN SCARE KATE'S KIDS

Wonder why aunt & uncle got so mean

ANGELINA STOMPS ON BRAD'S SOUR GRAPES

TRIUMPHANT Angelina Jolie won the latest round in her legal battle with bitter ex Brad Pitt over the $164 million French winery they purchased during their doomed marriage!

TERRIFYING JOY RIDES ON HIGHWAY TO HELL!

Behar, 80, driving worried pals nuts

ACIDIC LEMON LOSING APPEAL WITH CNN GALS!

Clashing with Poppy & had Kaitlan in tears

DEMI OUT TO LAND TOP GUN TOM!

Leads her list of a few good men

THE HEARTBREAK CINDY WILLIAMS TOOK TO GRAVE

Never mended fences with TV pal Laverne

RAGING ROOSTER MEETS FOWL END!

MIFFED Mississippi mom Magan Schmidt cried fowl when a rooster injured her young daughter — and crowed her family served up revenge by killing the cocky pet and turning him into dinner!

JANE'S NOT FONDA BARBARELLA!

HOLLYWOOD FLASHBACK

KELLY TELLS KID TO KEEP OUT!

Ripa and ripped Mark share Joaquin, Lola and Michael

TERRIFIED KELLY FLEEING H'WOOD!

Psycho stalkers force 2,500-mile escape to New York

MAXWELL TELL-ALL COMES IN HANDY FOR SEX CREEP ANDY

HIGH society’s dirty duo — disgraced Prince Andrew and convicted sex-trafficking socialite Ghislaine Maxwell — appear to be joining forces publicly to try and scrub the shame and guilt off their sleazy reputations.

TAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!

Savannah & Drew bond over ink

PINT-SIZED PUTIN WEARS HIGH HEELS!

Dictator's ego is bigger than body

KIN PULLED PLUG ON ADDAMS FAMILY KID

Lisa Loring, who played the original pigtail-wearing Wednesday, has died at 64

BILL SHUTS GATES ON EPSTEIN HUDDLES

Jeffrey Epstein with Bill Gates, who says his meetings with the pedophile \"were a mistake”

SEX SLAVE SCANDAL PUTS FOX IN HOLE!

Staffer sues over forced oral sex

WATER KEEPS YOU YOUNG!

New study proves H20 wards off old age & death

LUCKY CLUCKER GETS PROSTHETIC PECKER!

COCO the chicken can finally eat on her own again after amazing 3D technology replaced her beak, which was ripped off in a bloody raccoon attack.

TOUGH TURKEY TERRORIZES TINY TOWN!

Berserker bird rules the roost

HARRIED HARRY IS BACK ON THE SAUCE!

New royal fears for prince who swore off booze in 2018

COPS BUSTED FOR BRUTALLY BEATING HOMELESS DUDE!

TWO crummy cops in Florida have been stripped of their badges and face up to life behind bars on stomach-turning felony charges they kidnapped a homeless man, savagely beat him, and ditched him unconscious in the woods and then sent a buddy to buy the poor guy's silence!

ANTICHRIST ORCHESTRATES BLOODBATH!

Kills mom, minister dad & self in evil death pact

DIRTY JANITOR FLUSHED OUT IN STD HORROR

TWISTED janitor Lucio Diaz is a vile monster who deliberately infected 13 women in a medical building with incurable herpes by sticking his diseased penis inside office water bottles, lawyers charge.

REALITY BEAK TWEAK QUEEN NOSE BEST!

SHAPELY Shahs of Sunset alum Lilly Ghalichi is bragging about her new schnozz on Instagram to one and all - because she is \"so happy\" with her recently sculpted sniffer!

LENO PULPED IN FREAK CYCLE CRASH!

New medical crisis months after car exploded in face

EXTREME SURGERY ENDS HULK'S AGONY!

Docs cut wrestler’s nerves so he can't feel his lower hody