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THE DEPARTED!

Jack Nicholson's sparks dementia bizarre behavior fears for icon, 86

K9 COPS OUT OF DOGHOUSE!

ROBOTIC K9 cops are getting a new leash on life in the Big Apple — nearly three years after barking critics bashed the high-tech hounds as “creepy” and “dystopian!”

SOAP LEGEND'S NAKED DAUGHTER GOES BANANAS!

Escape attempt after grocery store arrest

GOLDEN GIRL BUSTED FOR BANK HEIST!

AN OLD biddy bank robber apparently wanted to ease the anxiety of a normally nerve-racking experience and passed the teller a note saying, “I didn’t mean to scare you,” according to stunned investigators!

CHICAGO FIRE HUNK'S TRAGIC BURNOUT BARED

CHICAGO FIRE hunk Taylor Kinney took a leave of absence for “a personal matter” back in January, but sources say the missing 41-year-old star actually broke down from his grueling work ways and flamed out!

BUSH LEAGUE JENNA IS WEARING THIN!

Today staffers fed up with her mean-girl antics

DEIDRE'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

Soap diva's bubble bursts after 45 years

INMATE EATEN ALIVE BY BUGS!

Georgia jailhouse HORROR exposed

JERSEY TERESA WINS BIZARRE BOOBY PRIZE!

Reality diva's new breasts go wonky

CAMILLA RUBS KATE'S NOSE IN THE DIRT!

Gives coronation invite to married siren accused of seducing William

ARMED TO THE TEETH!

Paranoid Paris uses guard dog & pepper spray to save her skin

GHOSTS CHASE HANK OUT OF FAMILY HOME!

Country king fleeing after terrible tragedies

JITTERY JEN CAN'T GET OVER BEN!

JITTERY Jennifer Garner is so scarred from her failed marriage to Ben Affleck, she keeps putting off getting hitched to longtime burger baron beau John Miller and won’t even admit they’re engaged, say sources.

OLD-FASHIONED KATHIE LEE BANS PREMARITAL SEX

STRAITLACED Kathie Lee Gifford is all kissy-face, huggy-bear with new beau Richard Spitz, but she’s slammed the bedroom door shut until he puts a ring on it, spies tattle.

RENEE SAYING ZWELL NO TO MARRIAGE!

RENÉE ZELLWEGER and her Brit TV host R in beau, Ant Anstead, have moved together after two years of dating, but friends say the 54-year-old Oscar winner is sour on the notion of getting hitched!

10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT NICOLAS CAGE

QUIRKY Nicolas Cage, 59, sinks his teeth into the role of iconic  blood-sucker Dracula in the new horror-comedy Renfield.

PRISCILLA & RILEY BURYING THE AX

BATTLING Priscilla Presley and actress granddaughter Riley Keough made peace over a meal and aren’t feuding, according to a family member, who notes the gals will continue their bitter legal battle over Elvis’ $700 million fortune.

ALBERT INSISTS WIFE IS HAPPY!

TRYING to quash persistent buzz his marriage is on the rocks, Monaco’s Prince Albert declares his runaway wife, Princess Charlene, is “excited and happy” — only he wasn’t talking about their relationship!

MEAN GIRLS CRUSH NEPO BABY MALIA!

Backlash blindsides Obama daughter

TANYA'S ON THE WAGON!

Swears off booze to save her life

SOAP BRINGING LUKE BACK FROM DEAD!

But General Hospital stars aren’t happy about Anthony Geary return

SINATRA'S FIXER TURNS STOOLIE!

Ol’ Blue Eyes exposed as NASTY THUG

HOW TO FEND OFF KIDNEY PROBLEMS

DON’T waste your chance to keep your kidneys in tip-top shape! The two vital organs help filter blood, produce important hormones and regulate the body’s pH, salt and potassium levels.

J.LO GOES DOWN THE HATCH!

Launches booze brand though she rarely drinks & hubby Ben is alcoholic

MONEY IS ROOT OF ROYAL EVIL!

Harry & Meghan are livid Charles cut off their cash

TRUMP SISTERS AT WAR!

Tiffany targets fave daughter Ivanka for deserting Daddy

LOSER LEO CHASES GIGI

Can’t get over SHE left HIM

BRITNEY GIVES SAM THE FINGER!

Wedding ring does vanishing act as marriage hits rocky patch

CRUISE TURNS CHUBBY CHASER

Craves curves after bad luck with Hollywood Skinny Minnies

PERVERT EPSTEIN RAN CHILD BRIDE RACKET!

Innocents imported to America & used as tragic sex slaves