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DOLLY BATTLING CRIPPLING PAIN!

Super-tight girdles & giant boobs are recipe for disaster

CHER BURNING THROUGH KIDS' INHERITANCE!

Too much ain't enough to give young fiancé

THE DUKES OF HAZARD!

HARRY SHOWS UP UNANNOUNCED & GETS SNUBBED BY CHARLES & WILLIAM

PENTAGON BURIES VIDEOS OF JETS DOWNING UFOS!

Admits 3 kills were caught on camera

SECOND CHANCE FOR REESE & RYAN

ON THE heels of a surprising divorce from Jim Toth, Reese Witherspoon’s pals are pushing the blond beauty to see if she can rekindle the magic she once shared with first hubby Ryan Phillippe, insiders tattle.

DUMB BLONDE PARIS TRICKED THE WORLD!

SELF-DESCRIBED brainiac Paris Hilton is crowing she deliberately fooled the world into believing she's a \"dumb blonde!\"

GREG & TUCKER: TAG-TEAMING FOX ICON SEAN

Join forces to plot his ouster

ZEBRA MAULS OHIO FARMER!

Shot dead after ripping apart owner's arm

LANCE TRAGEDY CLOBBERS KEANU

Reeves dogged by heartbreak

KARDASHIAN CLAN FINALLY HITS BOTTOM!

Kris Jenner, Kourtney, Khloé and Kim got shunned by a social shindig

STRESSED OUT OBAMAS HIT THE SAUCE!

Fears there's a problem on the horizon

KINKY THREESOME ENDS IN HANDCUFFS

A SEXUAL threesome gone wrong ended with a bang when two participants wound up in handcuffs — and not the kinky kind!

HUBBY ACCUSED OF WIFE'S MURDER BARED MARRIAGE REGRET ON FAMILY FEUD EPISODE

THREE years before Timothy Bliefnick was accused of gunning down his estranged wife in her Illinois house, he cruelly guffawed about regretting his marriage on Family Feud!

JUDGE ORDERS ANGRY NICK TO AA MEETINGS

FORMER boy band and reality star Nick Lachey has been ordered into anger management classes and AA after he flipped out in a booze-fueled fury and went after a female photog, say sources.

IS HUNCHBACK AL CHASING OFF HIS GAL?

Pacino's peculiar odor & bent body may be a turnoff

COMMANDER-IN-THIEF?

Trump accused of pocketing gifts worth $300G from National Archives

JULIANNE FILLS TYRA BANKS' DANCING SHOES

Hough will host Dancing with the Stars following Tyra's exit after three seasons

MONEY GRAB IS JIMMY'S JAM!

Flexing mu$cles after Oscars stint

MURDOCH MARRYING AT AGE 92!

AT AGE 92, mega-billionaire Rupert Murdoch likely doesn’t have much time left so he didn’t waste any — by getting engaged to new galpal Ann Lesley Smith just seven months after divorcing fourth wife Jerry Hall!

TAYLOR GETS SWIFT KICK IN THE BUTT!

Fiancé tells her to stop nasty jabs at ex-loves

MADONNA GETS BAD CASE OF PINK EYE!

Fears young rival will beat her butt in tour showdown

BIG WHEELS SEND SAJAK INTO THERAPY

PEEVISH Pat Sajak’s snooty and mean antics have gotten so bad, his fed-up Wheel of Fortune bosses are shipping him off to anger-management classes to curb his nastiness, sources tell GLOBE.

DROOPY GWYN BUSTS A MOVE!

Boob job to defy age - and gravity

PRINCE HARRY'S DEPORTATION DRUG DAZE

Doper's U.S. visa under cloud over tell-all confessions

SOBER BEN ENDS GARNER BLAME GAME

BONEHEADED boozer Ben Affleck is backpedaling on his crybaby claim that long-suffering ex-wife Jennifer Garner drove him to drink because he felt “trapped” in their doomed marriage!

COCAINE CAT GETS WHIFF OF TROUBLE!

Trapped in tree and hooked on Colombian catnip

RUSSIA'S MURDERER, INC!

Putin's personal hit squad runs just like the Mafia

ANDREW'S BACK IS AGAINST THE WALL!

Desperate duke threatening to blackmail king

KATHIE LEE FALLS FOR NEW MAN!

Lovestruck widow takes a tumble after gym date

ELVIS' EX-WIFE ALL SHOOK UP!

Priscilla chasing cash after losing 9006 gig in war with her grandkid