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BIDEN FLOPS AGAIN WEEK AFTER GLOBE BARES HIS DIAGNOSIS

EVEN President Joe Biden’s most ardent supporters are terrified the 80-year-old’s latest physical flop —apparently tripping over a sandbag at the Air Force Academy’s June 1 graduation ceremony — shows he’s unfit to serve as president and will sabotage his run for reelection, Beltway insiders tell GLOBE!

MARIA MELTDOWN OVER BUBBLY BLOAT!

Too much champagne making her belly bulge

WORRIED GWEN PUTS BLUBBERY BLAKE ON A DIET!

Country king at least 30 lbs. overweight

KATE HIRED KILLER TO RUN CHARITY!

PRINCE WILLIAM’s wife, Kate, was blindsided by news the head of her charity — Paul Carberry — is a convicted murderer who viciously stabbed a man to death!

WILLIAM WON'T FORGIVE HARRY!

Doesn’t think blabbermouth brother & wife can change spots

PROOF UFOS HAVE CRASHED ON EARTH!

Top Pentagon official reveals U.S. is mining wrecks for technology

PAPA PACINO DEMANDED DNA TEST!

83-year-old didn’t think he could be father again

CARRIE & MIKE MARRYING AGAIN

Second wedding on 13th anniversary

RACER HAMILTON REVVING SINGLE SHAKIRA'S ENGINE!

Easing the pain of cheating scandal

SEX TOY JULIA GETS HAARTLESS REVENGE

VENGEFUL vixen Julia Haart — the buzzy star of Netflix’s My Unorthodox Life — launched her very own vibrator brand by bashing the bedroom skills of her former flames!

JUNK FOOD JAY LOSES 24 LBS!

Comic claims he's healthy as a horse

HALLE'S BERRY BIG VICTORY!

Slashes child support after epic legal battle

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

Vengeful FOX News dismantles TV studio in Carlson's home

SHERIFF'S WIFE IS TOTAL WERCK!

Busted for DUI after crashing into a house

BILL GATES BEAUTY CAUGHT HANGING WITH RUSSIAN SPY!

MICROSOFT billionaire Bill Gates is tangled in an explosive spy scandal involving a forbidden relationship with Russian beauty Mila Antonova — a fellow bridge player who has been linked to notorious Kremlin secret agent Anna Chapman.

THE MEN! THE MONEY! THE MARIJUANA! - TRUTH ABOUT MEGHAN'S BIMBO PAST!

Boss & co-star say TV beauty knew EXACTLY what she was getting into

TERRIBLE TICKS ARE ON MARCH!

Infections linked to bloodsuckers have exploded

HAIR WE GO AGAIN!

Monaco princess new'do sparks breakup chatter

MARK & PAULEY IN PEACE TALKS!

Sean Murray brokering end to 5-year feud

KANYE WEST WEARS OUT HIS WELCOME

PATHETIC Kanye West appears to have finally lost the power to shock and grab attention after his outrageous and shameful slams against Blacks and Jews.

GATOR EATS DUDE'S ARM!

Ambushed while taking a leak

RECLUSE CHER DYING FROM BROKEN HEART

In tortured funk after breakup with young love

DEEP STATE DESTROYS JFK MURDER FILM!

Proof Grassy Knoll gunmen killed prez vanishes from government archives

TINA TURNER'S SAD LAST DAYS

Was secretly kept alive by machine

KATE HUDSON IN NO RUSH TO MARRY DANNY

KATE HUDSON is dragging her feet when it comes to walking down the aisle with baby daddy Danny Fujikawa, leaving friends fearing she'd rather keep their romance without tying the knot.

HEATHER'S GUY GETS COLD FEET

HEATHER LOCKLEAR has been engaged to childhood sweetheart Chris Heisser since 2021, but he's dragging his heels on marriage and the heartbroken beauty's given up hope they'll ever get hitched, say sources.

SIBLINGS ICE OUT ARNIE'S LOVE CHILD

TERMINATOR Arnold Schwarzenegger is crazy about all his five kids, but insiders tattle his brood with ex-wife Maria Shriver shun his love child with the family’s former maid.

THERE'LL BE NUN OF THAT!

Bishop sued for $1M after raid accusing Texas convent leader of sex with priest

SLY SEACREST SHOVING KATY UNDER THE BUS!

Won't defend Idol diva's cruel mom shaming

THE STING!

Lawman ambushed by deadly cloud of bees