MIRANDA SLAPS DOWN FIGHT CLUB!

BADASS country queen Miranda Lambert says she doesn’t mind if fractious fans fight at her shows, just no brawling during the emotional ballads!

LOST IN SPACE!

Rescue possibly a year away for stranded astronauts

JENNINGS FIGHTS JOB JEOPARDY TOOTH & NAIL!

BOBBLE-HEADED Ken Jennings is buckling under intense pressure at Jeopardy! as rumors reach fever pitch that he could be on borrowed time — but sources say he’s clinging to the hosting gig and telling everyone he’ll turn things around and even play dirty if that’s what it takes to keep his finger on the buzzer of his dream job!

KATY'S COMEBACK A TOTAL DISASTER!

Critics trash new ditty

ADELE READY TO SPRINT DOWN AISLE!

Insecure icon hopes to lock it down ASAP

OOPS! BRIT'S BOYS ARE DOING IT AGAIN!

Spears kids making peace with her détested dying dad

CATFISH HOST IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE!

Breaks neck in bike crash

HARRY & MEGHAN PR GURU QUITS!

Held key job for just three months

PULP FRICTION!

Clooney boils as Tarantino trashes him

WYNONNA TAKES IN JAILBIRD DAUGHTER'S TINY TODDLER

Grace Kelley in new trouble with the law

MURDERER MURDAUGH GETS BREAK!

Top court agrees to hear his appeal

J.LO CLINGS TO BEN'S $10M BLING!

BUMBLING Ben Affleck finally put a ring on it in 2022 — but second wife Jennifer Lopez refuses to take that ring OFF even as their short marriage crumbles — and sources say she’s planning to hang on to the $10 million engagement bauble until the cows come home!

RUFF SEAS!

Dog-paddling pup rescued - a mile from Florida shore

KEVIN WARNS YELLOWSTONE IS A SINKHOLE WITHOUT HIM!

CROTCHETY TV cowboy Kevin Costner galloped away from Yellowstone - but he's obsessively eyeing the hit's multiple TV spinoffs and griping the shows are doomed to fail without his valuable input, sources spill.

ADELE'S COLD FEET CHILLING HER PALS!

Torn over future with fiancé Rich

SIMMONS KIN SWEATING OVER SHORE BIO MOVIE!

THE grieving family of late fitness guru Richard Simmons is flexing its muscle against Pauly Shore making a bio film about the bubbly diet and workout personality, saying there were no plans to cooperate with the comic before Simmons died at home in July at age 76.

HARRY & MEGHAN FROZEN OUT!

King refuses to talk with son as A-listers snub his diva wife.

PUP HELPS JOCKS SNIFF OUT GOLD!

A GOLDEN retriever named Beacon was the secret to the women's gymnastics team's amazing success at the Paris Olympics!

SIMONE BILES FANS DOGGING SASSY SKINNER

MyKayla begs Biles to make peace

SOAP STUD CAMERON'S MARRIAGE BUBBLE BURSTS

Steps out with new young squeeze after announcing divorce

ZAC ATTACK!

Bitter ex sues over music vid mockery

WHOOPI & DEMI GHOST CHANNING!

They haven't said boo about his risky remake

BRITNEY'S BAD BOYS ARE RUNNING SCARED

Biopic to blast the dudes who did her dirty

COLIN IS JOST WHAT JENNINGS FEARS MOST!

JEOPARDY'S Ken Jennings is royally miffed after being passed over to host a new spinoff of the hit game show, but he's being warned to keep his mouth shut about it or risk getting the boot entirely, say sources.

TAYLOR TERRIFIED TRAVIS IS TARGET!

Wants beau to beef up security after creep gets busted at concert

BILLIONS STAR CHARGED WITH GUNSHOT MURDER!

Akili McDowell too poor to hire his own lawyer

KANYE'S GAS AT

Celeb dentist blamed for nitrous oxide habit.

THREE'S COMPANY BEAUTY HAUNTING HER HAPPY HUBBY

He insists Suzanne's spirit is contacting him from the beyond

HEX MARKS THE SPOT FOR GARFIELD'S GAL!

Cauldron of complaints suggest witchy woman cast a sex spell on him.

BILLY RAY SMOKES OUT FIREROSE!

Divorce deal won't cost him