GETTING SOBER WAS KELLY'S MAGIC BULLET

Saved romance with foxy Megan

BACHELORELLE RACHEL'S MARRIAGE BLOODBATH!

Bitter fight over support payments to angry hubby

RFK UNBEARABLY JR'S BIZARRE STUNT!

Dumped roadkill carcass in New York City park

JENNY AIMS TO FILL DR. RUTH'S SEX TALK PANTIES

BUSTY bombshell Jenny McCarthy delights in dishing about her racy love life with hubby Donnie Wahlberg and sources spill the Masked Singer judge believes her penchant for blue banter makes her the perfect successor to late sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer!

HOTDOG CRASH IS THE WURST!

Iconic ride can't cut the mustard

FIRED LAUER EATEN ALIVE BY OLYMPICS JEALOUSY!

ONCE high and mighty Matt Lauer is now très miserable as he watches his former colleagues headline NBC's Olympics coverage in Paris.

WHALE OF A TIME!

Orcas sink ship in cunning attack

BEAU'S FUR FLIES OVER TANYA'S ANIMAL FARM!

COUNTRY queen Tanya Tucker has turned her Texas ranch into an animal farm, and her devotion to the critters is driving her boyfriend, Craig Dillingham, crazy, say sources.

SCARBOROUGH UNFAIR!

Mika's misery turns Morning Joe into cup of mud

JELLY ROLLS TO ALLIE'S RESCUE!

COUNTRY up-and-comer Allie Colleen isn't cashing in on her nepo baby roots as the daughter of superstar singer Garth Brooks struggles to make her name in Nashville -but she's gotten a sweet lift from fellow artist Jelly Roll, who's tapped her to be his opening act this fall!

UNDERWOOD CARRIES OUT ADOPTION PLAN!

COUNTRY superstar Carrie Underwood is now craving a third kid after enduring multiple heartbreaking miscarriages- so she and hubby Mike Fisher are exploring their adoption options, sources spill.

DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

Two winners busted for kiddie porn

SCANDAL CHURCH BEGS FOR MERCY!

Stigma spreads as sex perv founder & kin are banished

STEVIE'S SOS SURGERY!

Partying past catching up in landslide of problems

PETE'S PALS FEAR REEFER MADNESS!

POTHEAD Pete Davidson can joke all he wants about his past drug problems, but his friends worry his sobriety will go up in smoke!

CELINE'S INSPIRING! OLYMPIC COMEBACK

New hope for tragic singer

CHINA BUYING UP LAND BY U.S. MILITARY BASES!

Fears Beijing is turning farms into spy nests

AMY REFUSES TO GO IT ALONE!

GMA cheater Amy Robach, 51, insists on standing by her man, 47-year-old T.J.

EPSTEIN DEATH VIDEO FOUND!

But feds are still stonewalling 5 years after prison nightmare

BRAD & ANGIE PLAY BLAME GAME AFTER SON IS HOSPITALIZED

Helmetless Pax, 20, suffered head injury in e-bike accident

SPACEY SPIRALS!

Loses home & hope as scandals crush him

DOLLY DINGS BILLY RAY!

Warns him to get his rage under wraps

DUGGAR KIDS DISS MOM & DAD

REALITY TV's Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, the prolific parents from TLC's 19 Kids and Counting, recently marked their 40th wedding anniversary-without public congratulations from any of their offspring as insiders snitch the fractured family's rift continues to grow!

FACTS OF STRIFE!

Mindy backstabbed over series reboot

OUSTED CAMRYN GIVES MAURA HER BLESSING! M

LONGTIME Law & Order fans are excited TV fan favorite Maura Tierney is joining the crime drama and the actor she's replacing isn't holding a grudge about the switch!

LILY CLOBBERS LEECH CORDEN!

SINGER Lily Allen has slammed former late-night gabber James Corden for having been a pathetic, buttkissing toady before he hit the big time!

RITTER STILL HAUNTING HIS FAMILY!

Wife & transgender kid can't let go of tragedy

STUD FINDER SOFIA FLAUNTS NEW LOVE

Discovers more magic after Mike

CHIMPANZEES TALK WITH THEIR HANDS JUST LIKE HUMANS!

They even have regional dialects

BREAKTHROUGH! GENE THERAPY ENDS DEAFNESS

AMIRACLE gene therapy has reversed hearing loss in children born with total deafness!