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To sleep..perchance to dream..

JUDI GETS BARD NIGHT'S KIP

A LOAD OF COBRAS

Lager boss slates Tories for killing off Britain's pubs

Do you feel lucky Skunk?

LITTLE STINKER! RUNAWAY IS FOUND HIDING UNDER A CAR

WOO HOO! CORFU WHAT A SCORCHER

Mini heatwave puts Med in shade

WIPE OUT

Tags on loo rolls to stop the swipers

DAY MY ELECTRIC CAR WENT MAD

Computer takes control of MG and forces driver on a 30mph terror ride

MURDER QUIZ ON XL BULLY HORROR

Man dies of neck injuries after trying to protect pup

Nuts for conkers

DARTS LEGEND PHIL: MAKE IT A REAL SPORT..

FOX HELD AS POLICE RAID PAD

..and fired from TV job over sexist rant

30P Lee: No Real Poverty In 2023

'We didn't moan in the 70s'

I CARDI CHOKE

Erik's men throw it away after Hojlund double

BUSINESS TRIPP

Points mean more than souvenirs to Kieran

GIVE REECE A CHANCE

Topley's out to make his mark at last

GRAND ROVERS

Final always the aim for Batchelor

RYDE THE WAVE

England's rugby stars will evoke golf spirit

POSH & PECKS IN BEAMER

Becks reveals 'classy' first kiss in car park rendezvous

Spot of bother

SHY PAIR PODCAST 'DIDN'T WORK'

I shrink it might be love!

NICK STEALS SHOW SAYS KELS

Union Jack & the beanstalk

HOME-GROWN FAVE'S FINALLY IN CAN

Lick me all Rover

TOP BOFFIN: CLOSE CONTACT WITH ANIMALS IS GOOD FOR YOUR GUT

THE KING OF WHOPPERS

Chain's still feeding Russia

BEWARE OF LE BED BUG

French pests invading UK on bus seats

Football lad, 12, is struck by lightning

SCHOOL ROCKED BY BOLT BLAST

Little Bigfoot

MOTHER AND BABY BEASTS IN THE WOOD

AI'LL LIVE TO BE 100

It's all good.. unless we're terminated

Tweener James: Do ya think I'm soxy?

WIFE BEGS ME TO TAKE SOCKS OFF FOR ROMPS

BORIS SAID COVID WAS 'BOLL*CKS'

Johnson 'dismissive of disaster'

Trump Tells Court: My Brand's Like Coca-Cola

Tycoon Don 'Lied Year After Year'

RUBBISH IN RED

Worst start in 34 years but Ten Hag insists he's making progress

SEVEN-YEAR GLITCH

Gunners flight delay not a problem for Saliba