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Bad dad had me muddled

CIAN IS HEALING

Thanks for the laughs Doreen

ONE FOOT STAR DEAD AGED 97

WAR-MAD VLAD TAKES THE PEACE

Sick claims of new textbook for pupils

THIS MORNING 'TOXIC CULTURE'

ITV hit by further claims of bullying

PASSTAKERS

AI scumbags get your codes eavesdropping as you type

SHARK HEADS TO UK

Killers on move as sea heats up

TUBE TO SEA OFF SEWAGE

Swimmers forced to wear snorkels

JEFF STELLING IN MOVE TO TALKSPORT

JEFF Stelling has joined talkSPORT just months after leaving Soccer Saturday

BANKS NO INTEREST IN SAVING US

THREE of the UK’s “Big Six” banks had still not passed on the Bank of England’s latest interest rate hikes to savers yesterday

We're doing legovertime

HAVING sex, gardening and watching TV are part of the working day for those doing their job from home

ATOMIC BLONDS

Strike alike! Hojlund is mirror image of Haaland ...and he can reflect that in the scoring charts

LOPPING MAD

Julen's out after Wolves recruitment stalemate

PEN & THINK

Cool Lionesses have spot-kicks sussed

HIGHWAY TO HEL

Nordic Nightmare no checkpoint Charlie

WEMBLEY WAHEY

Hadley poised to finally get his trophy chance

PUPPY LOVE

Exes sticking together for years for pets' sake

WE'RE HOOKED ON VIEWING RUBBISH

Free loaders have their fill..

Nice one Giza

MYSTERY OF PYRAMIDS SOLVED

A FUR COP FOR BURGLAR BEAR

Grizzly old crew finally taken down

FOOTIE SUCCESS IS IN ME HEAD!

Match Of The Groundhog Day

Farewell to Sinead

SAD FANS FLOCK TO FUNERAL

WILD GENES

Can't escape mad barnets coz.. they're in yer DNA

THE CARDS SAY AI AM..SACKED

Mystics' crisis as robots give tarot readings

You got doppel trouble Zucker

Amazing lookalike up for Musk rumble

TOP TORY'S MIGRANTS JIBE SHAME

30p Lee sinks to 'new low'

'Volcano' Plan For Migrants

Remote isle is UK's 'fallback'

Musk: Sue Your Boss.. & I'll Pay

Billionaire backing for 'unfairly treated' X users

WILLIE TO VAU FOR IT IN CUP

VAUBAN has hardened as Melbourne Cup favourite after a smooth win at Naas yesterday.

BILLY WHIZZ

Borthwick set to throw Vunipola straight in

ROLLING BACK TO HIGH STREET FUN

Lively acts can make shops a hit