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FAT 'HERE BOY' SLIM

Cops help overweight Staffy shape up and start new life

Ricky: My thoughts of suicide

EX-CHAMP SPEAKING OUT TO HELP OTHERS

BEING TOO NICE WILL KILL YOU!

POLITE WARNING

THE WIN CREDIBLES

Lionesses roar past Aussies into World Cup final history

Homo slapiens

DNA TESTS SHOW EARLY MAN WAS BALD AS A COOT

'UTTERLY FAILED..'

DNA scandal of jailed Andy

Muir the merrier on song

LAURA MUIR has ended a summer of discontent by finding a new coach and being named GB team captain for the World Championships.

Al-Nassr eyes on Alisson

LIVERPOOL keeper Alisson is being targeted by Al-Nassr – the fourth Anfield star wanted by the cash-rich Saudi Pro League side.

Tony using all tricks in book

AUSTRALIA coach Tony Gustavsson fixed Sarina Wiegman firmly in his sights as he took off the gloves ahead of this morning’s semi-final.

FEVER PITCH

Matildas fans mad for final waltz

COOKING ON GAZ

Boss O'Neil's energy a magic Wand for Cunha

Usyk's history blasts Dubois

DANIEL DUBOIS believes he will change the course of heavyweight history by ripping up the script in Wroclaw.

HEADS GONE

Panel gets roasting after clearing Farrell

GENTLE IMPACT

Arc favourite unable to wow

DRUNK PIRATES SHOOT MARINES

Amazon mission halted by attack on Commandos

GET BACK

Tragedy killed off Beatles comeback

SUPER MOZZIE

Brit-created insect to wipe out malaria

French go missing yet again

WELL, Small Boats Week has staggered to a close. Seven days where we were all meant to be impressed how the Government was dealing with the immigration crisis.

СНОООН! CHOOOН!

Train buckled by raunchy romp

Rylan: Mum feared I was having stroke

BAD BREAK-UP HIT STAR RIGHT IN THE MOUTH

SHELL SHOCK

Oysters face wipeout

RUSSIA SPY HQ IN YARMOUTH

Police 'bust UK Kremlin cell'

Oz cheats nick our footie seats

FURY AT SNEAKY GAMES

For when the going gets fluff

TOY CRAZE TO DE-STRESS

BOFFIN CRACKS DA VINCI CODE

Tombs linked to fabled Knights

6 EX-COPS RACE HATE POSTS RAP

SIX former Met Police officers have been charged with sending grossly offensive racist messages.

OPERATIN MUTING MATILDA

Silence home fans says Keira

SAMONE SPECIAL

Nicholson can't wait to pick the brain of idol Burgess

SUGA ON TOP

Victory would be so sweet for Sean

FRY: RAPPERS ARE BEST WORDSMITHS

Hip-hop stars have gift for language