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BANKERS IN 'GROVEL' TO MR GARAGE

Sorry for 'inappropriate comments'

REBORN IN THE USA

Roo happy to take his time and learn about being a boss

VAN DE BLEAK

Donny admits it's Dutch and go over his future

Timber's going off instinct

JURRIEN TIMBER had a feeling in his bones that Arsenal was the right move for him.

DOG-THROWING YOB BANGED UP

A DOMESTIC abuser has been jailed for hurling his ex’s pet pug out of a first-floor window for snoring.

Young David's tongue twister

DAVID Harewood says a play drove him to alcohol and drugs after a co-star stuck her tongue down his throat on stage.

CENTRES OF EXCELLENCE

Garden jobs rated blooming lovely

METAL REALLY IS LIKE ARNIE

Boffs see it 'heal'

Melanie Hoping for a hit

MELANIE C has joined a squad of stars to record a song for the Lionesses’ World Cup bid.

ENGLAND FANS THREE LIE-INS

Workers skiving off to see games

SELFISH 123MPH DRIVER KILLED ACTOR

Speeder filmed his deadly M-way dash

Trump appeal dashed

DONALD Trump has failed to overturn the judgement that he must pay £3.9million in damages for sexually abusing and defaming a former magazine columnist.

WHAT A LOAD OF BANKSTERS

Bonuses 'big as year's wages' paid

PM SORRY FOR ARMY LGBT HELL

THE Prime Minister has apologised for the “horrific” historic treatment of LGBT people who served in the Armed Forces.

MART'S ANGER MANAGEMENT

MARTIN ODEGAARD says the “anger and disappointment” of last season will turn Arsenal into champions.

POTENTIAL ONANA SKIN

Andre must dodge De Gea style slip-ups

TONALI LOOKS IN FINE TOON

SANDRO TONALI made his Newcastle debut and showed why Eddie Howe paid AC Milan £55m for him.

SARRIES SEEKING PERFECT TEN

SARACENS will launch the defence of their Gallagher Premiership crown at fierce rivals Exeter when the new 10-team league kicks off in October.

SFIZE THE DAY

Welsby wake-up call as big pal forced to retire

MUSK: HATERS REIN IN MY EGO

Twits not an issue

'Please pay fine for me'

A JUST Stop Oil protester has begged the public to pay her court fine so she can fund her music career.

CHEF: ROAST YA BEEF IN COFFEE

Use granules to get the juices flowing

'Gimp' suspect will go on trial

A MAN is to face trial accused of being the “Somerset Gimp”.

UFOs BLIGHT ON TOP GUN FLIGHT

Pilots are put in danger by craft

'IT'S McTOXIC'

100 staff claim to be victims of abuse

GIGGS IN BID TO RESTART CAREER

'Football return' as ace's assault retrial scrapped

Danielle op after cancer worry

DANIELLE Lloyd is facing a hysterectomy due to a cancer scare.

You chumpa

STARS GET THE OOMPA OVER HUGH'S PART

Stars in Leeds buy-out

OLYMPIC swimming legend Michael Phelps is among a group of megarich sports stars who have bought Leeds United.

ROAR TALENT

1 in 3 men: We are better than Lionesses at football