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ELVIS DINO ROCK
Boffins say fossil quiff is just like The King's
DON'T HUG YOUR DOG
Police advise pups 'don't like it' in bid to stop new attacks
PILOT: DON'T FLY TO GREECE
'It's a bad idea' passengers told
OUR EYEBALLS CAN BEAT BOTS
Retina scan to halt rise of Al bodysnatchers
PIGCA$$O
Painting porker's works fetch £1m
I'm busier happier & fitter than ever.. thanks to public
FALLEN TV presenter Michael Barrymore is on the comeback trail after a health kick made him feel 30 years younger.
Rescued: Parrot who went for long squawk
EXOTIC BIRD STRANDED UP A MOUNTAIN
FATCATS PAY GAP WIDENS AS CUTS BITE
Rich leave workers behind
'He was one of the finest talents Britain has produced in the last 60 years'
FOOTBALL MOURNING THE LOSS OF A HISTORY-MAKER
MODEL CITIZEN KANE
Son hails Harry as a true pro
CAM: WE HAD TO URN OUR LUCK
AUSTRALIA admitted they “got out of jail” at Old Trafford after securing the Ashes despite being dominated by England
Max in a different league
MERCEDES boss Toto Wolff believes Max Verstappen’s dominance of the sport is so one-sided he is making the rest of the grid look like they are racing in a junior category
LAM SIGNING TOPS LOT SAYS CHRIS
CHRIS CHESTER reckons his finest recruit has been head coach Adrian Lam
LOVELEIGH JUBBLY
Chester appointment has brought life to Leopards
MANC METH HEAD CRISIS
City's sex party drug 'explosion'
SKINNER'S 'TEST' FOR ANOTHER FINE MISS
FRANK Skinner used to test the suitability of potential girlfriends by seeing if they laughed at Laurel and Hardy
REST EASY ΜΑΜΑ
Star Billie's pain over death of beloved Pepper
HOW TO LIVE AN EXTRA 20 YEARS
Eat better and get more sleep
We turn off love Switch
‘JOB COMES FIRST’
A first rate journalist.. a kind and decent man
NEWSREADER EVERYONE LOVED
ALIENS' SHIP ON MARS?
Nasa finds mystery spikes
Boffs: Give robots boffin brains
BOFFINS and boffinesses have been handed a fortune to develop human-style brains for machines
ONE IN A MILLION
Pals remember Britain's first £1m player as true great.. and true gent
EMILE EXCITED ABOUT FRESH START
ARSENAL'S Emile Smith Rowe revealed how he is feeling fresh, fit and ready to prove his worth at the Emirates after a \"really tough\", injury-interrupted season.
Harvey's forward thinking
HARVEY BARNES has signed a five-year deal at Newcastle and hailed his move to St James' Park \"an attacker's dream\" Barnes has completed his switch from Leicester for a fee up of up to £38m.
DOCTOR DRE
Onana will alter the way we play says Heaton
CIA link to JFK and ET
THE 1963 assassination of JFK has been linked to the investigation of UFOs in a bombshell US government file.
T-BIRD ROBOT MEDICS ARE GO
FAB first aid help for disaster zones
Majority giving a jab 'not doctor'
MOST of the people giving cosmetic surgery injections including Botox aren't qualified doctors, a study found.
The class of 2023
FIVE new pupils have joined The Beano's Bash Street Kids so they better reflect modern Britain.