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BRIAN READY FOR BLAST OFF AT 87

STAR WANTS CALL TO RIDE SPACE ROCKET

THE HANDS OF GOD..

WAG beams after brave Saka slams home a pen

Mystic Kathy's psychic powers

BURKE SPIRIT GUIDE TO SHOCKED DRIVER

French say 'non' to Le Pen's right

PARTY LOSES 2ND VOTE

QUARTER POUNDERS

Harry wants whopper of a display to repay boss

HAIL OF THE CENTURY

Southgate's ton a sterling job... but he knows missing piece must be delivered

Williams the conqueror

GIANT TO GRAB GLORY AGAIN ALBON BACKS BRIT SLEEPING

CANU MBLEDO BELIEVE IT?

Emma ticks all the boxes to be first past the post

Stop checking out my queen, mate..

CHESS KINGS PIECE ROW

NEST IN PEACE!

Car park sealed off for gull chicks

HANGOVER? IT DOZEN MATTER

Boozers down 12 drinks on big night out

Jay family: Our fury at TikTok star

CASH ROW HITS SEARCH

MAKE THE BEST OF A BAD BOT!

Workers 'need to get used to AI colleagues'

DEADLY 'MOZZIEŃ VIRUS TO HIT UK

Warning over West Nile disease

IT'S GONNA GO SOUTH!

Bank on a bore draw

DAVID: TRUTH IS IN THE X-FILES

Aliens do exist but they aren’t speaking to us

Hey Jude don't be so rude!

BELL ‘BANNED’ BUT WILL PLAY

IT'S KEIR CHARMER

PM meets No10 staff and vows to fix Britain

Julian Clary: Panto gags really awful!

OH YES THEY ARE.. BUT I SPICE EM UP

Weight Loss Jabs Link To Blindness

Obese At Risk As Medicine Hits A Nerve

REDS OF HEAVEN

Coleman's Wales live the dream

SILVA BULLET

Bernardo driven by 2016 heartache

WE'RE A ZUBER POWER

SWITZERLAND are hoping the power of togetherness will send England packing tomorrow.

THIS IS THE EUROZZZZZZ

Oversized tournament a bore

BEST OF LUKE

Brits back Norris to take it to the Max

PRIDE AND TROY

Aidan says Derby ace has more to come

Perv miss jailed

6 YEARS FOR SEX IN FLAT TEACHER

Horse meat boff in new food alert

'CHAOS' IN GRUB MARKET

Day of THE organoid

ROBOT WITH A HUMAN BRAIN

KHAN'T LEAVE ME IN THE CAR

Amir forgets girl, 6 in valet blunder