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DYB DYB SOB

Scout leader callout to ease waiting list

KILLER PAROLE

Lags freed to commit hundreds of murders

DAD'S ARMY BEST CASH EVER SPENT

‘Perfect’ sitcom still a BBC fave after 56 years

Space horror

SUITS COULD DROWN NASA ASTRONAUTS

Megan: It's U.S of Bey!

REPLACE JOE IN POLL

Mogs of war

NOW SCUMBAG GULLS FIGHTING CATS

GUYS..STOP SAYING GUYS

It's a 'microaggression against female workers

Driven round the Beni

MOBILITY SCOOTER BRITS 'DANGEROUS' IN RESORT

Del Boy Gemma

GC: I'LL SELL BIG PANTS AT MARKET

SINGER KIM IS SO WILDE FOR BINFACE

Icon endorses space warrior in poll

GAKPO SWOTS UP ON RIVALS

Cody's done his Romanian researching

WHEN GRIEZ LIGHTNING SILENCED THUNDERCLAP

France far too hot for ice warriors

UNPOLISHED!JUL

Substance over style the goal

down to the wire for Andy

HE'LL MAKE LATE CALL

JIMMY CHOOSE

Anderson in demand as Lord's offer him role as mentor

MACH POINT

Nomad Garry rams home claim for shot at title

WE'VE NO IDEA WHO DUNNIT!

Police give up on hunts

WINE 'N DINO

Giant beasts to thank for grapes flourishing

Glued to the box for 38,000 hours

We'll spend four years of our life watching the TV

IT'S 1,029 BREW UPS FOR BRITS

Kettles reach boiling point

BOFFS CAN SEA CLEARLY NOW!

Asteroid clue to distant Avatar world

Mutant Covid on way

CRISIS FEAR OVER USELESS VACCINES

JAY FAMILY PAIN AT WEB GHOULS

Tenerife lad case sparks vile content

Le Pen's push to gates of French power

FAR RIGHT'S ELECTION WIN

SPUDDY HELL

Chips shortage fears grow as Brexit and weather hits our potato supplies

BOGUS STATUE CRYING SHAME

Virgin Mary's tears are just blood from a pig' - Vatican

Lions hero's banter leads to Uefa rap

ENGLAND hero Jude Bellingham could be banned from Euro 2024 for his cheeky celebration.

KEIR: KNOCK OFF AT 6PM TO SEE KIDS

Labour leader switches politics for family time

PARTY CRASHER

Russell grabs the bubbly as Max and Lando clash

IT'S BAIR BOTTOM

Jonny out as Baz rings changes to Test squad