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Cheese & Onion salesman blames Star for Kane row
GC: I'm coming back as a tall, thin model
GEMMA Collins is hoping to be reincarnated as a Victoria's Secret model.
GARAGE: NO SENSE IN BOZO!
Ukraine spat hots up
MARC MY WORDS
Stones backs his new partner for very top
LANDOH NO!
Second-placed Brit rues costly slip
THE BUTTLER'S DONE IT AGAIN
Deadly Jos inflicts fatal blows as Yanks spanked
CHEEKY DEVILS
Slippery Sneyd inspires Reds to rare double
ENGLISH CUP MISS
Impressive Royal Ascot winner to target Goodwood
ARMY RESERVES READY FOR WAR
Weekend warriors to get call-up
FURY AS RIVERS ARE POISONED
MOST UK rivers are polluted, according to tests by volunteers.
Psycho seagulls war with Cornish posties
ATTACKS HOLD UP THE MAIL
LATE NOT LATE
'Time blind' Gen Zers killing off punctuality
UTTER HELL' IN FLIGHTS CHAOS
FUMING travellers were left marooned for hours in \"utter hell\" after power cuts forced the cancellation of flights departing Manchester Airport.
FANS A WHIFF DRINK
Bots tip smelly cheese cocktails
Gotta bad feline
PET BOFFS: WE LOVE OUR CATS.. BUT THEY HATE US
SHOULD LINEKER STICK TO SELLING CRISPS?
Kane grins as Star man quizzes him on pundit's savage criticism
Down FOR THE account
AJ: I WANT SON TO BE A BRAINBOX
LAGS OUT EARLY TO FREE UP PRISONS
Almost 1,000 cons put back on streets
ALL HANDS ON DEC
Rice wants united squad to find their will to win
IT ALL GOES SOUTH
England up against it to retain their title
ALL FOR ROB
Headingley remembers inspirational Burrow
PLUMBTHING SPECIAL
Denny has Euro glory on tap
BJORN'S BATTLE OF WATERLOO
ABBA’S Bjorn Ulvaeus faced a tricky situation the night the band won Eurovision – stopping his skin-tight pants ripping open.
What do you want jam on it
FAVE BISCUITS DODGE FILLING
WEBCAM SLEUTHS HUNT MISSING JAY
Facebookers glued to live filming
OOH AAH NASA HAS NEW STAR!
£15m 'toaster' fires space lasers
Medal lie cop chief is guilty
AXE FALLS ON 'FAKER'
KIND WILLS MESSAGE TO ROB WIDOW
Sincere words treasured by family
FANCY A GONK
Pole boffins pass the time by talking dirty
UK DEBT HITS 60 YEAR HIGH
Leaders pledge to slash spending