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THE final furwell

PETS ‘KNOW EXACT TIME THEY WILL POP CLOGS’

GO BARBIE!

Sizzle time ..as temps in high 20s here at last

BINFLUENCER

Count beats Lettuce, 4pts behind Rishi in popularity

KANE AND SUFFERING

It must have hurt skipper but taking off our top scorer was RIGHT CALL

SIDESHOW BOSS

Sir Jim's comments belittle Ten Hag role

SALT AND PEPPERED

Opener takes chance to Phil his boots in rout

RHINO MIGHT

Caretaker boss Walker believes in his squad

PHONE BILL

Brits want gull emoji

LILY HAS A WEE JELLYFISH FEAR

Dad peed on her when she was stung

Tarquins target Taylor jet base

PLANE PAINT ATTACK

YOU LOOK BUSY

AI eyes for WFH laptop shirkers..

Best actor never to win an Oscar..

SUTHERLAND DIES AGE 88

Crash landing

BIGGLES ‘TO LOSE SEAT’ IN WIPEOUT

RAISE YER GLASS TO THE BOFFS

‘New cure for hangovers’

£164M I'VE WON DIRECTION

Euromillions ‘Harry’ jackpot

FRANKLY FLAWED

Southgate's tactics fail to spark Three Lions scrap for point

MISSES BROWN

BBC comedy head wouldn't say if he watched hit sitcom

GARY IN BALD SPAT!

LAMPARD HAIR-JIBE GARY: I'M AN IDIOT

SKID ROH

Smith is sent packing as Rhinos axe Aussie

BADGE OF PRIDE

Slade puts Red Rose before France switch

EL SUPREMO

Track suits Max to take Bull by the horns

AGONY

Andy's last dance at SW19 in doubt

NOEL WRITE GUY FOR CITY SHIRTS

NOEL Gallagher's handwriting will feature on a range of Manchester City's 2024/25 shirts.

'TOXIC' POST OFFICE TRAP

Buyers stay away

RSPCA CRISIS

Animal centres are at 'breaking point'

BARTON WILL PAY VINE EXTRA £35K

JOEY Barton will fork out a further £35,000 damages to settle a libel claim with Jeremy Vine on top of a £75,000 payment, the telly star’s solicitors have said.

Invasion of the 160ft jellyfish

MAN O' WAR WARNING

VINTAGE WEVVA FOR VINO

English boom despite gloom

HELP MAKE CUSHTY NEW ROLE DAVID!

BBC wants legend back on screens

SUNAK COPPER NICKED ON BET

Election wager probed