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HERE, GULLY

Lure psycho birds away from chippy by using cat food

Goodbye hello

GEN Z HAVE NO PHONE MANNERS

Happy Gumdays

BEZ: I LOST FALSE TEETH AT GLASTO..

Garage: Hitler hypnotic AND Vlad is clever

NIGE’S PRAISE FOR DESPOTS

Kate: I'm not out of woods yet

ROYAL EVENT FOR PRINCESS

GLUMMER SUMMER

We’ve got hot-water bottles out

COME ON ENGALLAND

Scotland reject eyes his chance to roar for Lions

STUFF OF LEGENDS

It’s a knockout for Robertson

SWEDE DREAM

Ludvig looking good in pursuit of first Major

DOUBLE QUICK

Pace aces Archer and Wood set up brisk win

Randy guide dog follows dad's lead

POOCH SIRES 99 PUPS IN 2YRS

Drunk cyclist jailed

BIKE CRASH HORROR

ON A WING & A PRAYER

New Jesus ‘miracle’ discovered

194 more sleeps

BRITS WORRIED ABOUT XMAS COSTS ALREADY

One hundred and eighty years old!

MORE pensioners than ever are playing darts.

WAIT LIST RISES

NHS hospital backlog hits 7.57million

FORK OFF!

We hate sharing grub

DUMBER MPs FEELING HEAT

Summer hits brain activity

SKIDS ARE ALRIGHT..

Wearing your grundies twice will save planet

Age 43.. when men turn into their dads

OLD MAN ALERT

TALKING BALLS

Sensors in hi-tech kit will reveal cheat stars

CAN YOU ADAM & EVE IT?

Wharton's England call a dream come true after meteoric rise

ROARING DUNK

Lewis eager to drink in major tournament debut

QUEEN KEELY

Brit ace beats illness & rivals to retain title

YOU MUST BE JOSHING!

Mott hopes Hazlewood 'fix' threat is just a wind up

8M Poundland

SHOP FOUNDER’S MANOR ON SALE

SELLERS CASH IN ON CHAS NOTES

King's first wads are fetching a fortune

OWNER SAVED BY REAL LIFE 'LASSIE'

Dog raises alarm after ravine crash

Boffins: We need good Neighbours

FANS' 'GRIEF' AT SHOW'S AXE

LUKE HITS £1M

Ace, 17, already has fortune in the bank'