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Keyboard worrier

ASP WARNS PAL LUKE OF TROLLS

EASY DOES IT

Give Archer time to shine says Jos

SMALLS NICKER SPOOKS SPALLS

Family home was ‘haunted’

Trump fury at fictional 'rape' film

IVANA SEX 'ATTACK' SHOCKS AUDIENCES

ELVIS GRACELAND UP FOR AUCTION

Granddaughter's fight to prevent sale

Brit hols to a tea

WE PACK FAVE BAGS’

STRIP ARROGANT KEN OF HONOUR

Blood victims' fury

Fliers thrown into air as jet fell 7,000ft in 6 minutes

BRIT DEAD, 7 CRITICALLY HURT

Wonderbrawl!

GAZZA FEUD WITH `2ND BEST OASIS STAR’ NOEL

RATS: AN APOLOGY

Boffins admit human lice may have been the real cause of millions of deaths in Middle Ages

REINDEER ROLE TOOK BIG TOLL

Stalker star’s worries

WE'LL BURST YOUR DOUBLE, PEP

Onana insists United can end season on high

IT CAN'T STOP WITH KLOPP

Virgil rules out a United-style crash

AWESAM!

Walters delight at finally making Warriors debut

MATT MAKES SHAW OF VICTORY

MATT RENSHAW hit an unbeaten 82 as Somerset moved second in Division One of the Vitality County Championship with an eight-wicket victory over Kent at Taunton.

HARRY ROTTER

Joker James runs up twin's hol tab

CHEAT WAVE

Pupils are caught using AI in exams

THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES

Bad dreams warn us of fatal illness

CLAWS INVADES BRITISH BEACH

Massive Chinese crabs are eating UK salmon eggs

I see no ship!

(EVEN THOUGH IT’S BRIGHT ORANGE & THE LENGTH OF 3 JUMBOS OR HALF THE EIFFEL TOWER)

Iran pres dies

RAISI COPTER CRASH DEATH IN 'HEAVY FOG

COVER-UP A BLOODY DISGRACE

Victims are told truth at last

POLLY ME PINT OF FINEST BEER

Parrots join pair down their local

They drink.. it's Haal over

PEP FOOTIE ACES PARTY TILL DAWN

I'LL BE THERE FOR WOOOOO

Matt ghost visits Courteney for chats

HIGH-FIVE GOODBYE (FOR NOW ANYWAY)

Hayes says she will return if Blues ever need her after clinching fifth title before leaving for USA boss job

JOSH IS WON OF A KIND

Fans are seeing double with Murphy again as his strikes send Oxford up

OVER THE BLUE MOON

Guardiola's singing in the reign

GUNS HAV DEFIANCE

Kai winner helps runners-up go out with heads held high

GYPSY STING

Usyk finds the inner strength to tame Tyson