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Kung Fu Panda

BEARS BATTER ZOOKEEPER WHO TRIED TO FEED THEM

Nigella: My upside down pineapples..

CAKE SPARKS SWEETEST OF MEMORIES...

HOL ISLAND: WE'VE GONE UP MARKET

Tenerife no room for all inclusive Brits

BALDRICK HAS A CUNNING PLAN TO SAVE WORLD

BALDRICK actor Sir Tony Robinson says a cunning plan for Britain to combat climate change with turnips is “fascinating”.

THE GOIN' GETS TOFF!

Demolition derby dents Kop title dream

BRU HIT IS SPECIAL

Fernandes saves Ten from bad night

MAN A LIVE

Pep's shock and awe at having title in his hands

OH BOY, THAT WAS BAD

Conor feeling Blue after battering

ROCKET GIVING IT BIG LICKS

Ronnie dishes out lashing to Page

TON OF FUN

Century maker Kev 'olding on

EL LOOKS FAR

Mullins' primed to seal trainers' title

One more thing..buy a trenchcoat

TRENDY TO DRESS LIKE COLUMBO

'TOXIC' BOT WILL STOP AI DANGER

A \"TOXIC AI\" machine has been created to block other chatbots from answering life-threatening questions.

MISS SCARLETT TO TAKE ON BARBIE

Cluedo to be Hollywood film

Get your phone off the table

PARENTS BAN MEAL TECH

SLY: I WAS KO'D IN GYM HORROR

SYLVESTER Stallone feared his career was finished after a horrific injury.

IT'S CHECKMATE! BEEB'S CHESS TV

New series to crown game's king or queen

Can you spook in Persian?

HELP 'SPY ON IRAN'

Blackpool shock

RESORT'S \"SAVE OUR ROCK' BID

WATER BUNCH OF DRIPS

Firms in sewer map fail

Charge of the fright brigade

GUARDS' HORSES IN HORROR RUN

ZOMBIFRIED!

Shock claim that Full English brekkies 'leave us short of sleep and hit mental health'

THE Usual suspecks

'HARDEST GULL' IS NOTHING COMPARED TO CONTENDERS

Aliens of the dunes

MARS CLUE IN DESERT

BOFFIN: BIGFOOT TURNS VAMPIRE

Beast 'snaps the necks of animals and drinks blood'

Rog is No1 007'

STUNT DOUBLE CLAIM RAISES A FEW EYEBROWS

Keir: I will nationalise your trains

NEW GENERATION OF RAILWAYS

Now Sunak Finds Magic Money Tree

Biggles' £87bn defence pledge

ART LANDS A BUNCH OF 5

Gunners pack serious punch to warn rivals

CALM DOWN CALM DOWN

Klopp urges clear heads in derby clash