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SANTO CLAWS

Forest boss rips into deductions 'mess'

OH DANNY JOY

Willett powers on to rub shoulders with the leaders

BREAKING NEWS

Rovers on look out for PNG diamonds

M1 TRUCK STOP STREETS AHEAD

Services like traditional pub best in Europe

Lucky Raabit

MINISTER LAB BRAIN HOPE

SPAG BOLS-UP

Italians say Brits are ruining original recipe

Taylor made it big!

MARIE'S GOLDEN

NOT READY FOR WAR OF WORLDS

Boff hopes E.T comes in peace

OJ LOSES FIGHT WITH CANCER

Tributes fail to flood in for 'complicated' NFL ace

Vlad rival 'tortured to death'

COVER-UP ON ALEXEI

Sneezy does it

HAY FEVER ON WAY AS NEW POLLEN HITS

Corach threat to bookies

BOOKIES are getting a case of Corach-nophobia as they could lose more than £150million this year.

Tyson: I'm still the boxing chompion!

FANS WANT A SELFIE OF EAR BITING

UK SENT PHONEY STAMPS

DOMINIK LEMANSKI CHINESE counterfeiters are flooding Britain with fake stamps.

Spray to keep us sweet..

VISITORS who bring perfume will have to squirt it to prove they are not smuggling in harmful sprays on Ladies' Day today.

TO WIN GRAND NATIONAL

Legendary rider Ruby Walsh's secret tips to our man

LATE TO THE PARTY

It's a family affair for Gina as she attempts to land the ultimate prize

LONDON'S CALLING

Kane looking for Spurfect end with Wembley final

BACH TRAC

Dan stalls Kieran push to top

TYSON TAKES A 10 COUNT

Fury has shelved retirement talk

MASTER SCHEFF

Scottie red-hot favourite to blow field away like Tiger

This is not just any wine..it's from Aldi

M&S AD WITH RIVAL’S PLONK

BAAMAGEDDON

Killer virus takes huge toll on sheep and cows

TOTAL GAULS UP

Blackmail wasted on love-rat French spies

We're all going on a spaceman holiday

10,000 SET FOR LIFTOFF

GARY 'OAP' SEAT OFFER ON TRAIN

GARY Lineker was left red-faced on the Tube when a woman offered him her seat as she thought he was an OAP.

SCHOOLS CLOSURE THREATS

'Not enough pupils to carry on´

BOG & BONE

SMARTPHONES HAVE SIX TIMES MORE GERMS THAN LOO SEATS

Beware of cockyroaches

WIFFY CRITTERS INVADE HOMES

TEAPOTTY

Millions hang bags out to dry after brew