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SWEET'N POWER

Pereira vs Hill deserves top billing

NSEMBA ON SONG

Junior's looking to sing off the same hymn sheet as uncle

DELTA SET TO FLY FLAG FOR O'LEARY

TOP WEIGHT Conflated could come out of the Randox Grand National if ground conditions at Aintree are heavy.

BALL INCLUSIVE

Cut-price holiday for footie widows

End of line for savage Chameleon

DRUGS LORD HELD AFTER ONLINE EXECUTION

FAT'LL TEACH YOU TO BE RUDE TO JO

JO Brand once overheard some Germans say \"there goes the sad, fat English girl again\" unaware she spoke their language.

Runbelievable!

MARATHON CHIEFS DISS OUR HARDEST GEEZER RUSS

Neighbours icon Bishop's gambit

HAROLD READY FOR COMEBACK

FOOL NELSON

Mandela family in Don blast

SPACE BUFFS ARE OVER THE MOON

Huge crowds see rare total eclipse

Sole destroying

SUNAK 'KILLS' ICONIC SHOE

THE GRAND CASHIONAL

Race meet's £1bn boost to economy

MORE HUMPS LESS TRUMPS!

Camels replace cows in climate change struggle

'JAIL THEM'

Gov bigwig call for those pehind Horizon scandal

ABBACADABRA

Witch plans to cast magic spell over Eurovision

Cops hunt mum stabbing suspect

A WOMAN stabbed to death as she pushed her baby in a pram has been named by police as her suspected attacker remains on the run.

HE'S A NEW VENSATION

Dutch of class helps lift Ange into the top four

BIBB BIBB

Jake out to make most of late call-up|

MEAL DEAL RAHM

Olazabal backs champ to defend his title

MAGNIFICENT 6

Frankie's amazing winning streak

Parking mad

FEES EVEN AS SHOPS HIGHER SUFFER

Chinless wonder

A SQUARE JAW? YOU ARE TORY!

A large worms & chips please

'NAKED CLAMS' A COD ALTERNATIVE

CANNIBAL STARS EAT GALAXY..

Milky Way 'demolition derby'

ROY'S CREEPY PAST RETURNS

Cropper charged with Lauren murder

Rhyme 'crime'

TRIGGER WARNING FOR KIDS' POEMS

ITS DAVID PECK-HAM!

GOLDENBALLS CHILLS WITH HIS CHICKENS

When Lil it stop?

'WEATHER GODS' PILE ON MISERY

MARAFUN!

'Hardest geezer' Brit completes run across Africa

THAT'S FAKE

Esther's 'sausages' dog admission