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I've gotta get back in the charts!

BEDINGFIELD REMIX

Shopping bandits off their trolleys

DESPERATE BOOZERS ON THE ALE IN THE AISLES...

CAR COPS 'GIVE UP' ON THEFT

Not one motor crime solved in 100 areas

2 WEEKS OF RAIN

Forecasters warn of a soggy April

PM FACING HOMELESS REBELLION

MPs blast ‘cruel’ fines

Hug a gull

'CHARISMATIC BIRDS DESERVE OUR RESPECT'| ‘BUDDY UP’ PLEA DESPITE ATTACKS

THE BLUE FLAGGING

Apart from goal king Cole... Poch has a Blues side that Jacks energy and hunger

GIANT STRIDE

HUDDERSFIELD were able to put the ugly Fenton Rogers scandal to one side as they notched up their third win of the season.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR CHESTS!

Battle for £16bn treasure on sunken ship

RAT'S YER LOT!

Rodent-lovers' death threats for pest killer

BEEB HAS TO GO BACK TO FUTURE

Gladiators a model victory

ROBO BREWER

AI creates 'perfect' pint of beer

IT'S NEVER BEAN WORSE FOR VEG

Greens are no longer a 'superfood'

Wonder of woo

ELVIS GHOST HASN'T LEFT THE BUILDING

Wetter forecast

BEEB SHOWS WORST CASE IN FORECAST

CAR LOAN SCANDAL 'LIKE PPI'

Driver overpaying claims set to soar

YOU'LL NEVER TALK ALONE

AI can't speak Scouse

Tories face worst ever vote crash

POLL 'WIPEOUT' FOR BIGGLES

MOOT APPOINT

Alonso to Anfield never on the cards  as race to replace Kop boss intensifies

TRIP DOWN MEMORY PAIN

Arteta’s driven by his Etihad despair

BRIDGE OF SIGHS

Poch prepares to face music at home again

HOWE ABOUT THIS?

Eddie’s Sandro solution

NUKE'S PHONEY WAR OVER

Peace breaks out as Luke and Barney get the message

DEMOLITION DERBY

Warriors’ winning streak Saints play it cool to end

Gap year snake drops by at last

BIRD BATTLER AGNUS FOUND

CAGE THE 'LYING' POST OFFICE BOSS

Secret tape shows Vennells knew of Horizon problems

Nose pick? That's just snot right

BOGIE-HUNTING NATION

ROBOCROP!

Human pickers could be wiped out by machine

I'm knit stressed anymore

HOBBY IS HEALTHIER THAN DOWNING PILLS

TWEEDS MUST

Alan smartens up after Korea bans his ‘western’ jeans