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'DELETED' FROM SCHOOL PHOTO

‘Complex’ kids are left out

Boffs can unearth a new Earth

COPYCAT PLANET HUNT

STAR WARS JOHN 'SHAPED BY DAMI'

Actor speaks about tragic pal’s murder

ARMY HAIROS

100yr beards war over.. but not for goatee

Killer Asian hornets invade beer gardens

PUB beer gardens could be buzzing this summer with booze-loving Asian hornets, warns an expert.

Jonathan Creep ghost HAUNTS me

SAWALHA’S SPIRITS’ IN HER HOME

2 WEEKS OF RAW WASTE FOR VILLAGE

More leaks near Clarkson farm

ZERO CHIL

England treatment of Ben perplexes Poch

GET READY TO RUMBLE

Berge cannot wait for pals’ title clash

Voted Forest's hardest-ever player he said 'I was just clumsy!

HIS signing-on fee was a second-hand washing machine Brian Clough ‘liberated’ from the club laundry.

Yummy Momi

PAUL LAUNCHES RHINOS’ CHARGE

CRAWL SPACE

We need time to refine Bazball style says Zak

SUN WORSHIP

Zedders are happiest while twilight gazing

End of long & wiggly road..

BAFFLING STREET MARKINGS TO BE AXED

Exterminated

DOCTOR WHO BOSS: END OF THE BEEB ‘IS ON ITS WAY’

ОН, АНН, CANTONA

Eric: My 'seagulls' quote was nonsense

Don't Kane it at Euros

ALERT OVER STRONG BEER

Man arrested on Gogglebox George death

NEGLIGENCE MANSLAUGHTER QUIZ

BOFFS: BRAINS ARE 7% BIGGER

Grey matter keeps on growing

BANK ON SOAKING

EASTER holidaymakers face a bank holiday battering after Storm Nelson swept in.

NEWS AT ZEN

TV Trevor: I took pills before big interviews

WATER RATS

Big drip bosses: Let us put 40% on bills.. or we won’t fix supplies

MAINOO GOOD TO GO NOW

Kid Kobbie is backed to be in final squad

ENGLAND EXPECTS

And Southgate has to pick RIGHT 23 names

ART OF A DRAW

Bacary backing Gunners to make big title point

CRY OF THE TIGER

McShane will fight for first league win

JUST ONE LITTLER OBSTACLE

Nuke primed to blow up Cool Hand record bid

TOTO AFTER MAX Red Bull

Wolff hunts Red Bull ace to replace Lewis

Fawlty brekkie

CLEESE HIT BY HOTEL BLUNDERS

DARTY TIME

MVG: Fans have double the fun!