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Poch shot

MAUR: WE HAVE ZERO TO PROVE

KYLE CALMS THE NERVES

Walker in the park after Rod red

Bridge Of sighs

GOALS WIN GAMES SO WHERE IS POCH'S BEST STRIKER? AH, ITALY...

Big day for Sig

MILLION maker Julie Camacho won the Ayr Gold Cup cash in dramatic circumstances with Significantly

FREE WILL

Jacks on the front foot

WFH IS PAIN IN BRUM..

We miss the office buzz

BONKERS WEVVA BASHES CONKERS

German ammo for world champs as storms batter UK

Con artist Rishi has bin rumbled

WE all know politicians have a rocky relationship with facts

SPOT THE BALLS

Superstitious footie fans wear holey ‘lucky pants’

My horror at parents rumba on our sofa..

STRICTLY LES 'TRAUMA' AT WITNESSING FOLKS' ROMP

MIRIAM: I WAS THE EFFIN' FIRST

Margolves TV F-bomb in 1962

BRAND 'POUNCED IN BACK OF LIMO

Forced into sex act after tights ripped'

Gross encounters of the third kind

TELESCOPE SNIFFS OUT E.T. GASES

AIMAGEDDON

Fears Vlad and Xi will give bots control of their nukes

I AM RAILING

Rod spends 2yrs moving his train set

EX-PMs BLAST SUNAK'S HS2 'MUTILATION'

FORMER Prime Ministers have warned Rishi Sunak against “delivering a mutilated HS2

CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?

United falling apart but Ten Hag says...

COPY & PASTE

Pochettino: I love the Prem but there are just way too many impersonators in today's era

HOLM RUN

Oli's sights now on play-offs

7th heaven

O'BRIEN PREVENTS FAIRYTALE WIN

LICENCE TO LEARN

Students will be paid to train up as budding 007s

RACY EXES REV OUR ENGINES

Capri drivers 'red-hot'

I'll find a knockout wife without apps

PUNCHER'S CHANCE FOR RICKY

GET INN..TOON TOP FOR PUBS

Most bars near ground

Swingers race to Doncaster for horseplay

FILLIES IN X-RATED ACTION AT RACECOURSE

ELT'S SCARI-FICE

'Ghost' noises on recordings

DOOMSDAY OFF

Kids calling in sick as fears of an eco-apocalypse mount

Brand accused of rape & sex assault

ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS WERE CONSENSUAL SAYS COMEDIAN

XL BULLY DOGS 'WILL NOT BE PUT DOWN'

'Amnesty for breed banned after killing'

The bum's brush

ALVIN USED PAL'S PILE CREAM AS TOOTHPASTE