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PINT TOPS £5

Bigger bills force up average price in pub

I bloomin' love going nude in the greenhouse

CAROLINE'S NEWS FLASH

SNAKEBIKE

Lethal serpent stowaway 'could have killed rider'

26C..IT AIN'T HALF HOT TUM

We'll sizzle for 5 days in subtropical.plume

TREK LEGEND: MY HAUNTED HOUSE

Patrick: I had to boldly go on with a ghost

We are at war

ISRAEL HITS GAZA AFTER HAMAS FIRES 'THOUSANDS' OF ROCKETS

Shape of brew

SHEERAN'S PUB £1M IN THE RED

BOZO FUMING AT RISHI BAN ON SMOKING

'It's a waste of police time'

MIGGY'S MAGIC

Almiron turns in another spell-binding display

Roy wrecks it for Erik

HODGSON SETS OLD TRAFFORD RECORD TO PILE MISERY

REF JUSTICE FOR REDS

Klopp rocked by two sendings off and late own goal

BIG ANGE SPUR-FECT

New boss inspires troops to win against nine men

Poch at peace

BUT WIFE'S GETTING THE BLUES IF MAURICIO'S MEN LOSE OUT

PAIR OF ACES

City's deadly duo perfect partners

Time to own up

FANS DESERVE BETTER GUARDIANS

ROCK & ROBES

Tommy keeps James' dream alive

PETE IS £80K PAIN IN THE ART

Star put boot into painting

BREEDERS RACE TO BEAT XL BULLY BAN

Dogs sold overseas for up to £6k

YOU PAY £6 FOR SOUP..MPS JUST £1

Cheap eats in Parly

LUVLY STUBBLY

It's a close shave.. but most men have beards

Nigel finds the key to Harman-y on Strictly

STAR MEDITATING TO WIN

SOUNDS LIKE A SOGGY BOTTOM

No escape from Bake Off microphone

FOOTIE ACE SEX WITH SOCKS ON

`Randy England stud in rush to score with me'

NICE WEATHER ..FOR JELLYFISH

Warm spell sends swarms our way

Smellton John

PAL BERNIE SAYS ROCKET MAN'S A PARP LEGEND

STORE STAFF ATTACK LAW

Shopworkers demand protection

Euros are in sights

DOM EVEING MASSIVE TARGET

A BLANK SLATE

Roy's back on board in predictable stalemate

HARV A GO

Elliott has mantle of old pro'

Mack the knife to give Boks bashing

IRELAND took down world champs South Africa in a Paris humdinger to put one foot into the knockout stages and lay down a massive marker