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Cowell signs deal to bring X Factor back

IS BOZO OUT OF HIS TREE?

PM plea for £150k kid house

MRS SHILTS RIGHT ONSIDE

PROBLEMS: Peter

SPACE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

Mum: Aliens left marks on me in abduction

Bank of Wokeland

PC WARNING TO STAFF

Internet is 'too pricey' for millions

STRUGGLE: Data crisis

Soldiers work in Maccies to pay bills

WORRIED: SGM Carney

BRITNEY'S WEDDING DAY WORRIES

'DREAM': Happy couple

DENISE'S CRYSTAL TIPS My sage ritual to cleanse Ed vibes

DENISE Van Outen staged a cleansing ritual to rid her home of bad vibes after her split from Eddie Boxshall.

Radio's Liz says BBC is 'ageist'

DROPPED: Kershaw

Ronaldo rape case dismissed

A US judge has dismissed a rape lawsuit against footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

Tory critic Prince 'is neutral'

OPPOSITION: Charles

PETE’S HICK, HIP HOORAY

Hickman’s rivals left to eat dust

Uri: Aliens will block Vlad nukes

URI Geller reckons aliens will stop Vladimir Putin if he tries to fire his nuclear weapons.

DEATH PENALTY RISK TO THREE LINES FANS

Qatar World Cup warning over cocaine

Singing in the reign

Brits raise a glass to Her Maj & defy downpours

GEMMA: I’ve been woooed by new man

SOS CALL TO MEDIUM

PETE'S HICK, HIP HOORAY

Hickman's rivals left to eat dust

MOORS AIM FOR THE PIN

Ardley bids to make EFL cut

'CHAV' TOWN MOST SLOBS

Chatham tops poll

HUNDREDS CALL ARMY HELPLINE..

But some told to report bullies - to the bullies

£3M PET RESCUE

Teams save everything from bullock to iquana

MARY TURNS UP HEAT..IN CROQUET

Berry & hubby at war over genteel sport

CLOUD 'WAS NAN LOOKING DOWN'

A WOMAN spotted her dead nan's face in a cloud, just as she was clearing out her old house.

BOZO BATTLES NHS BACKLOG

'PM in Partygate distraction'

Bozo will crack on with the job

LET'S move on... So Boris Johnson has gone down the Rob Ford route of handling a crisis.

PAGEANTS QUEEN ON THE PULL

Ellie a real roll model

Sam's return in Nik of time

THE Health Secretary was gunned down by a sniper on Silent Witness.

ANCELOTTI AWESOME FOURSOME

CARLO ANCELOTTI is out on his own as the Champions League's most successful manager.

Mission possible

TOP GUN: MAVERICK | Cert 12A