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Ladies will dash for a hot ’tache!

MAGNUM LOOK IS IN

INVASION OF VERY LITTLE GREEN MEN

Spotted: Alien scout just 6in tall

My seven hols for just £100

THIS lucky lass has her head in the clouds, and she’s loving it.

NIC JOY AT DIRECTION CLIP

The Masked Singer judge said of the recording: “It’s really cool that it came out.

‘I risked life exposing TV neo-Nazis’

MP KILL PLOT DRAMA

A bear behind

The pair had a sticky spell at one point when the little cub started to slide to the side.

‘Cat’ kidnaps Enders Alfie

IT’S not looking good for EastEnders’ Alfie Moon as he is kidnapped by a gun-toting “cat”.

LOYAL LIZ GUARDS’ SPECIAL MISSION

After praise at funeral they now head to Iraq

Edwardo died in the Victorian age.. he hates it when I show too much flesh

GHOST LOVE IS ‘JEALOUS’

FATCAT BUDGET ‘WILL DESTROY OUR WILDLIFE’

Charities slam Tory free-for-all

PERVS TURN JAIL INTO SANTA’S GROTTO

SEX offenders created a Santa’s Grotto and held a contest to see who made the best Christmas decorations.

BEANZ MEANZ GOALZ

Gareth's boys hungry for World Cup glory

BEING ON TELLY HAS SAVED ME

Loose Woman Brenda opens up about son’s tragic death

Katy: I’m there for my Daisy

KATY Perry insists she is committed to being a hands-on mum despite her hectic schedule.

Strictly Shirl’s troll torment

TARGET FOR SICK PERVS

Matt: Tragic sis & mum look on

MATT Goss is convinced his late mum and sister are watching him on Strictly.

Stanley: I tried to kill hotel crook

MILD-mannered movie star Stanley Tucci has admitted he once tried to kill someone.

Mark: Kids reckon I’m dad ringer

MARK Owen says his children have threatened to shave off his new whiskers – and that they make him a dead ringer for his own father.

VLAD’S 3,000 DRONES FLOP

Iran-bought aircraft downed

First Hand

SUMMER TIME GOLDEN FOR DANNY

BBC in Wimbo smash & grab

BEST SEATS DISHED OUT TO TOP EXECS

MORE HORSES THAN TANKS IN THE ARMY

‘Now focus on what’s important’

OUR 1LB MIRACLE

So tiny it took 30 mins to confirm he was a boy

PRISONERS ARE LADIES OF THE MANOR

A FEMALE lag has reviewed a plush jail, saying it is “lovely” and describing it as being like a manor house.

Lessons in cuff justice

BUNGLING prison guards who let lags escape because they are not properly restrained are having lessons in how to cuff criminals.

HAUNTED BY PING PONG PHANTOMS

Yvette's scariest encounter

Mourning glory for Her Majesty

DON’T panic... we live in a completely sane country.

OFFAL NICE!

Cheap cuts booming as prices soar

KYM: DANCING FOR DYING DAD

Star urged to just go for it

Shannon: My SAS lie over injury agony

SHANNON Courtenay lied about a crippling knee injury when she signed up for Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins.