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JURGEN'S RIVALS HAD HIM IN STITCHES

FOOTBALL legend Jurgen Klinsmann reckons his horror clashes in the Premier League and elsewhere may have caused brain damage.  

It's Gunner be tough

MIKEL: SEASON FEELS TAINTED

FOOTIE GAMES ‘TOO PERILOUS' FOR SAS

Troops banned due to soaring injuries

Football Stars To Be Told: No Jabs. No Game

Premier League superstars could be banned from playing if they refuse to have Covid jabs.

Life On Mars.. But They'll Find Us First

Proof of aliens within 20 years says tv scientist

Yee-Haw!

COWBOY OUTFITS AND PLATFORM BOOTS IN FASHION FOR MEN

THORPEDO!

Lions legends roast Ashes flops

RUSSIA RISK TO INTERNET

Military chief in sub warning

'It's inevitable that I'll offend someone

JOHN WILL DEFY FLAKES

LAUGHTER ON PRESCRIPTION

Comedy course to aid patients

You're nicked Alison!

TV HOST IN COP OUTFIT QUIZZED BY REAL POLICE

Danny dares

STORMY STARS FOR IN-FORM MULLINS

You'd better belieeeve it!

RETURN OF VICTOR MELDREW

BABY P MUM'S 'DELAY'

Evil Connelly stays in prison.. for now

BEEB'S U-TURN ON NATIVITY! CENSOR

Flake bosses cut gags from family hit.. then rush to make amends

ALIEN LIZARDS RULING THE PLANET

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR BLOOD RUN COLD! WHAT MILLENNIALS BELIEVE.

KING ENJOYS WIN N' TONIC

Big success for hurdler

Connolly: I'll come back.. as a horse!

BILLY’S DYING WISH

BIG BOOZE UP FOR HER MAJ

Extra pub hours during jubilee

Gerrard is struck out of dugout with Covid

ASTON VILLA head coach Steven Gerrard will miss the club’s next two Premier League games after testing positive for Covid-19.

Keanu: I'm fighting fit for Matrix

KEANU Reeves admits that getting into kung fu shape for The Matrix Resurrections was tough.

Cold Lang Syne

NIPPY NEW YEAR’S ON WAY

Haunted Harrods

DEPARTMENT STORE’S GHOSTLY GOINGS-ON ATTRACT THE STARS

Tennis ace Emma set for MBE

TENNIS star Emma Raducanu will be one of many British sporting icons to receive gongs in the New Year Honours list.

WHO HERS WINS

First female commanding officer for special forces

Tom's tight squeeze in Spidey suit

SPIDER-MAN star Tom Holland needs lube to get out of his superhero suit because it is so tight.

Robbo: Old boys are still top dogs

OLD DOG Neil Robertson is desperate to keep snooker's new breed at bay for as long as possible.

McIntyres bugged by pest house

TELLY comic Michael McIntyre has said it was no laughing matter when his country home was plagued by pests.

Hugh blow to Monica

HUGH Grant introduced himself to Bill Clinton's former mistress Monica Lewinsky as "the other fellatio scandal"

Fire boys suspect is bailed

A WOMAN arrested after two sets of twins died in a house fire in south London has been bailed.