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BOZO MAXIMUS

We’re 5-1 down in fight to save planet, says PM

A note to Zoom it may concern

TOMORROW being November 1 is supposedly the day when many of us will be returning to the workplace for the first time in more than 20 months.

‘GHOST GUN' TERROR FEAR

Al-Qaida promote DIY weapons

WONDERWAIL

Liam’s fury after Vic wallops him at arm wrestling

SWINDON A ROUND ABOUT TOURIST HIT

Drivers flock to ‘magic’ traffic junction

Sandworm turns

DUNE Cert 12A In cinemas now

Bozo: Don't panic! Scientists: Panic!

PM AND PROF CLASH OVER LOCKDOWN

‘WE FOUND UK'S SPOOKIEST DOLL'

Scary Mary gives ghostbusters willies

SONIC DRIVES LAGS BACK IN TIME

PRISONERS have been given “ancient” Sega Mega Drives to keep them entertained in their cells.

MURPHY COY AFTER CROWNING

OISIN MURPHY refused to discuss his alleged fight in a Newmarket pub last Thursday after being crowned champion Flat jockey for the third successive time at Ascot yesterday.

SARGENT FIRES DUDS

Canary’s sick as a parrot

BRO SHOW FOR RALPH

Armando proves worth

Engine revolution

Mazda3 game-changer with e-Skyactiv X tech

Get Set For Ho-Ho-Hot Christmas

Bookies predict a scorcher

BRAVE PICK

Game on for Nicholls in Devon

We're barking mad about snappy pups

SAY cheese! Or maybe these days we’re swapping cheese for beef and catnip.

Cup keeps my pup up!

THE owner of one of the UK’s oldest Great Danes has revealed the secret to his long life – a cup of tea and a bowl of Crunchy Nut cornflakes.

Trucking expensive

£1,400.. JUST FOR A MODEL

BOOBY PRIZE

‘I had implants taken out and all of my MS symptoms vanished’

Baby P's scum mum told: No parole for you

CONNELLY FACES TWO MORE YEARS IN CELLS

Roo-M To Improve But Wayne Proud Of Effort

Derby may continue to struggle off the pitch – but Wayne Rooney could not be prouder with their efforts on it.

Care Homes: Jab Or Sack

Javid fury at anti-vax staff

CORRIE GUN TERROR

Escaped Harvey’s back on rampage

SON I NEVER MET.. KILLED BY HIS EVIL STEPFATHER

A DAD whose baby son was killed by his mum’s new partner has told of his pain at never holding him.

BALLOONATICS

All-time high of 29 deaths from hippy crack craze

£130K CON AT CHASE STAR'S OFFICE

Crooked legal clerk jailed

PILOTS:WE SPOT UFOS ALL THE TIME

Fear of reprisals mean sightings go unreported

Kim: I am Wilde about aliens

KIM Wilde has told how she had a close encounter with a UFO – and wants to meet aliens.

I'm touched by huge show of love for Babs

GRIEVING SCOTT SO GRATEFUL TO FANS

Gucci's £2k trackie looks like Savile's

LABEL’S PAEDO BLUNDER