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CROSS CHRISI PUTS SQUEEZE ON LEMON!

BITTER Chris Cuomo thinks Don Lemon is the pits — and the News Nation hotshot wants to block his former CNN colleague from joining  his latest TV home, sources squeal.

SUSSEXES ARE KING'S PAWNS!

Newsgal Gayle grooms pals to help launch her new show

CHARLES & CAMILLA FIGHT OVER HARRY!

Brands monarch a wimp for allowing son at coronation

SHERRI READIES FIRING SQUAD!

Wendy Williams\" TV gang is toast

FOR SEACREST, CRAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN! Rya brui faile offers Live,

SURLY Ryan Seacrest is lobbing mean comments at contestants on American Idol and alienating colleagues on the ABC singing contest with his snarky attitude and behavior, insiders blab.

KENNEDY ASSASSINATION SOLVED!

JFK's White House bodyguard fingers LBJ in Deep State murder conspiracy

BEASTLY LISA RINNA FIRES BEAUTY STAFF

EX-HOUSEWIFE Lisa Rinna is trying to sweep her business problems under the rug by FIRING the entire team at her cosmetics company, Rinna Beauty!

BRADY'S PITY PARTY!

Ex Gisele has a ball but tormented Tom is way off his game

HURTS SO GOOD!

Merry Meg over the moon for ditching Mellencamp

JAMIE FOXX IS ON THE ROPES!

Fears he'll never beat medical Woes

MOB MOLL AIDA'S KILLER WEIGHT LOSS!

\"I found out I had diabetes, and I got really upset,\" says Turturro, 60, who played the sister of mob boss Tony Soprano on the mobbed-up HBO series.

Miranda & Brendan CHEWING THE FAT!

Wants to turn him into a chubby hubby

CRUISE'S MANIC MISSION CONTROL!

Tom pulls out all the stops to top himself

TROUBLED DRAKE'S BALLOONING JAM!

FEARS for former child actor Drake Bell have gone through the roof after he was caught on camera sucking on a full balloon inside his car!

CYRUS SPLIT TAKES WRECKING BALL TO MILEY & SIBS

ACHY Breaky exes Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish are both now engaged to other people, but sources say their relentless backbiting and new romances have ignited a bitter family feud!

CHER'S HEARTBREAK!

Last-chance romance ends On nasty note

MARIAH'S SAGGY BOOBS BRINGING HER DOWN!

MANIC Mariah Carey was sent into a tailspin by recent photos that M captured her off-balanced bust and now the lopsided singer wants to right her rack, sources spill.

KIM'S CAT TRICK IS PAW-THETIC!

CALCULATING Kim Kardashian averted catastrophe by a whisker sources say she pounced back onto the ultra-exclusive Met Gala guest list by kissing up to the kitty of late designer Karl Lagerfeld, who was the official inspiration for this year's bash!

TYRANT TYRA'S MODEL REBOOT CRASHES & BURNS!

AFTER an unceremonious exit at Dancing with the Stars, toxic Tyra Banks hopes to reboot America’s Next Top Model, but sources say her Queen of Mean reputation is dashing the dream!

BOY BANDER COULD SPRING LYLE & ERIK!

Claims Menendez dad molested him at 14!

IT'S HUNG JURY OVER JUDGE JUDY JACKPOT

SHREWD Judge Judy Sheindlin is angling to regain her status as TV’s highest-paid woman by renewing her Judy Justice contract for a third season — but network bosses are pushing back hard, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

AUSTIN AIN'T STUCK ON MARRIAGE

CUTIE Kaia Gerber is itching to get hitched — but the 21-year-old model is all shook up because busy beau Austin Butler has no interest in rushing down the aisle, sources dish.

NEW GOODFELLAS IN BRAZEN $15M AIRPORT HEIST!

Cunning crooks waltz off with Canadian gold

BITTER LEMON PLANS TO SQUEEZE OUT REVENGE TELL-ALL!

DISTRESSED Don Lemon is furious after being dumped by CNN without warning and is now plotting a poison pen tellall blasting cable network cronies who threw him under the bus, sources say!

GO FOX YOURSELF!

Fired Tucker puts on a happy face as career smolders

GAY KENNEDY HAVING TEST-TUBE BABY!

JFK granddaughter’s latest challenge to family legacy

BELAFONTE'S FORBIDDEN BROMANCE WITH FIDEL!

CALYPSO king Harry Belafonte helped break down racial barriers during his accomplished entertainment career — but sources say the civil rights activist went to his grave unrepentant about his unwavering support for murderous Cuban dictator Fidel Castro!

BOASTFUL BALDWIN SHOOTS MOUTH OFF!

Repulses Rust cast & crew as he dances free of charges

COREY’S BIG MOOBS TURN KRIS’ STOMACH!

Orders beau to get fit or get gone!

HURRICANE AL!

Roker turns into Category Four pain in the butt