CATEGORIES

TRAITOR DIPLOMAT: I WAS A CUBAN SPY!

Confesses to Selling out U.S. for 40 YEARS!

KIM CLONE JESSICA'S PLAN TO PLUMP RUMP!

PLASTIC surgery fan Jessica Simpson can’t stop tweaking her bod — and now the pop star plans to boost her butt to complete her transformation into a curvy Kardashian clone, tipsters tell The National ENQUIRER.

ELTON SAYS GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK BLOAT!

Drops 40 hs. but loctors still worry he's in BIG danger

BATEMAN HOSTAGE TO PODCAST BUCKS!

BIGMOUTH Jason Bateman is itching to return to full-time filmmaking - but his money-hungry wife won't let him ditch his $100 million SmartLess podcast, sources spill.

WARRING WIVES SPLIT BEN & MATT!

BOYHOOD besties Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's lifelong O bromance is being torn apart by their feisty wives Jennifer Lopez and Luciana Barroso-who simply don't get along, sources snitch.

VILLAIN VINCE CASHES OUT!

Nabs 412M to grapple with WWE sex scandals

POLANSKI FINALLY FACES THE MUSIC!

BRITISH actress Charlotte Lewis has accused director Roman Polanski of raping her when she was 16 and then claiming she was a child prostitute after she revealed the crime!

COMMON KNOWLEDGE GIVES JHUD COLD FEET!

CASANOVA Common is talking about settling down with chatfest host Jennifer Hudson, but sources snitch the gun-shy gal isn’t gung-ho on getting hitched because of the rapper’s notorious rep as a player — and her own history of heartache!

JOE & SOPHIE WEDDING DUEL

Angry exes See custotly at in marrying first

SPURNED LOVE JOE SCORES BIG DOUGH

TAYLOR SWIFT is furious ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn is making a mint as co-writer on some of her tunes — because she feels the publicity-shy actor barely contributed, sources snitch.

KATY THUMBS RIDE ON TAY -TAY'S COATTAILS!

CUNNING Katy Perry is so desperate to get her career back on track she's willing to board rival Taylor Swift's runaway gravy train to make it happen, tipsters snark.

DNA GIVES SWIFT POETIC LICENSE!

POP sensation Taylor Swift's penchant for penning verses may run in the family the songwriting sensation is related to 19th-century poet Emily Dickinson!

CHEAP FIX FOR AUTISM ANXIETY

AN EXCITING new study indicates propranolol, a low-cost blood-pressure medication that’s been around since the 1960s, can reduce anxiety in autistic kids and young adults.

MUDDER PLUCKER!

Gigantic horse rescued from soupy sinkhole

BLUE EYES CRYING WITH THE PAIN!

Willie Nelson, 90, endures agony to keep on playing

WAR FOR WENDY'S $120M FORTUNE!

Relatives chasing tragic TV talker’s gold as she slips deep into dementia

CODY SWAPS GUITAR FOR BULL HORNS!

COUNTRY music superstar Cody Johnson is buckin’ his managers’ advice and joining the rodeo!

DANCE DIVA JULIANNE IS A NUTCRACKER!

BOSSES at Dancing with the Stars were dancing on air when they thought they’d replaced tyrant Tyra Banks with a humble new host — but sources say Julianne Hough is picking up right where the 50-year-old supermodel left off!

WILL & JADA'S SHAM REUNION!

Façade of unity crumbles as they drift further apart

BREAKTHROUGH HELPS AMPUTEES FEEL GOOD!

Artificial limbs respond to touch & temperature

BABY MOM CARRYING TORCH FOR EDWARDS

SCORNED Rielle Hunter is still carrying a torch for baby daddy John Edwards even though it’s been 12 long years since the fallen Democratic presidential contender dumped her, say sources.

MADONNA MAKES HORRID AIDS GAFFE!

OLD bird Madonna is eating a healthy heaping of crow after the family of Luther Vandross demanded the Queen of Pop remove his likeness from her concert video tribute to people who died of AIDS — because the R&B legend was never diagnosed with the condition — or its cause, HIV!

KIM K EXPOSES WRONG DUDE AS CONVICTED KILLER

WHOOPS! Clueless Kim Kardashian splashed a New York project manager’s mug on an appeal to her 364 million Instagram followers wrongly identifying him as a Texas death row inmate!

CRUISE DIDN'T HAVE A PRAYER

TOP Gun hunk Tom Cruise’s plans for marriage got shot down by girlfriend Elsina Khayrova because the ravishing Russian socialite was spooked by his devotion to Scientology, insiders squeal.

SCIENTOLOGY ON THE ROPES

Hollywood shuns sci-fi church and true believer stars as scandals explode

SONNY DAYS FOR CHER!

Sweet revenge on Bono's widow

ISLAND OF THE DAMNED

Research primates stranded in Carolina

PLANET OF THE APES!

LOCALS GOING BANANAS OVER $396 MILLION MONKEY FARM

MET GALA SLAMS THE DOOR ON BRAVO BABES

TV’s Real Housewives may act like they’re Queen of the May, but they’re STILL not welcome at the fashion industry’s most prestigious event — the annual springtime Met Gala!

LIVID HOUSEWIVES FINALLY GET REAL!

Scandalous suits accuse boss Cohen of ugly abuse