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LOCALS CRY FOWL OVER BIRD'S BAN FROM CITY

A GOOSE called Bruce has been banished from a city centre after complaints his poo was a “health hazard”.

Raining Champions

BOOKIES GET A BASHING AFTER BIG GUNS STAR

Where's YOUR manners

MEALTIME ETIQUETTE DYING OUT

Feyi true Titan in no time

IMMANUEL Feyi-Waboso admitted he is living the dream a year after playing in the lower reaches of English rugby.

OLLIE DOWN NOT OUT

OLLIE WATKINS insists Aston Villa's Champions League hopes should not be written off despite their thrashing by Tottenham.

It could take a perfect 10 wins to land title but we're going for it'

RODRI EXPECTS BATTLE WILL GO TO THE WIRE

COLD PALMER COOLS CRISIS

Blues playmaker's in red-hot form

HUNGER GAMES

Eleven left for Spurs to step up says Son

MIK'S GREIGHT EXPECTATIONS

Gunners boss demands next European chapter

I'VE TACKLED THE ISSUE

Leopards star won't change his spots over challenge

JOJO'S LAST PITCH

Quiet Scot note perfect as she hangs up gloves

BREED APART

Ex-Wolves ace swaps the football pitch for stables

We bank on bacon butty

TOP COMFORT FOOD

French hotels are not up to scratch

BEDBUGS COULD THWART OLYMPICS

WEE-SY MONEY

'Litter fine' for drivers caught short at roadside

FAKEY KATIE

Net jokers have laugh at princess photo gaffe

Ryanair boss: I hate holidays

'LOW COST MEANS NO FRILLS

Brits have blast at the Oscars with 7 wins.. as Oppenheimer sweeps board

OPPENHEIMER shot to victory with seven prizes at the Oscars on a bumper night for Brit talent.

EXORCIST: DEVIL'S IN BILLIONS OF US

'I saw a woman with Satan's face'

READY TO ROAR

Fans tipped to be Dublin their money

Robot fighter jets fly at 30ft

THE US Air Force has launched a £4.5billion project to build 1,000 Al-piloted ghost jets to outsmart China and Russia.

Loch Ness Mister

ANGER AS U.S TRANSFORMS NESSIE FROM A SHE TO A HE

30P LEE JOINS GARAGE PARTY

Suspended MP quits Tories

Thanks for the memories (and the 3 points...)

An emotional but happy return for Corberan

TASTY TANG'S MORE ABLE THAN KANE

JAPHET TANGANGA is not just following in Harry Kane’s footsteps at Millwall – he is outstripping him.

DANNY SAVES THE HAMMERS FROM CLARET AND BOOS

Ings to the rescue in incredible finish

CROPPER: I HAVE GONE FULL CIRCLE

Corrie Roy back to ‘creepy’ start

Silent assassin

SOOTY ‘MORE LOOKALIKES THAN PUTIN’

TOP DRAW LEAVES A PERFECT 10

Klopp and Pep's men still Gunning for glory

I'M A TIN OPENER

Toon apprentice could put me out of work says Trippier