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THE GREAT SAUSAGE ROBBERY

Costa fury as 3 bangers replace 4 on same-price baps

Horner: It's very trying.. not pretty

F1 BOSS IN PITS AFTER SEXT CLAIM

RAPPER: KEIR'S A CLOWN..

.. but Ice-T was fooled by web fake news & Starmer didn't really call him 'vile'

FELINE WEIRD? BLAME THE CAT

Pusses taking control

2027: YEAR THE BOTS TAKE OVER

Boffin: AI will be smarter than humans in 3yrs

Jurassic Perks

DINOSAUR FILM MADE HERE AFTER TAX BREAK

Winstone: Betcha I come back to life

MY SOUL WILL BE REWOUND LIKE A VIDEO

NO ITALIAN JOB FOR DE ZERBI YET

ROBERTO DE ZERBI returned home and pledged his love for Brighton yesterday as he told Serie A clubs he is not ready to go back for a top Italian job.

EURO STAR MOYES GOING LIKE A TRAIN

DAVID MOYES discovered he will be in exalted company if West Ham make it into their third European quarter-final in as many seasons.

QUARTER POUNDERS

Pep stars smash way into last eight

REALLY SHAKE 'EM UP

Sir Jim told he needs total squad overhaul

Load of Bull

DAD'S 'NO LIAR' BLASTS MAX

LORD WILL GO FOR BIG PRIZE

IBERICO LORD is a 14-1 shot for the Champion Hurdle after owner JP McManus paid £18,000 to supplement the six-year-old for the Cheltenham Festival’s Tuesday feature.

Heist cream

THIEVES NICK POSH TREAT

TEQUILA PAIR IN THE WRONG BED

Reveller in £180 taxi home error

OLD FART VERSUS OLD FART

Biden and Trump WILL fight for US president

Mystery of alien 'yoga' mummies

BOFFS: BODIES A NEW SPECIES

SLIME TIME

Slugs are lovely say garden boffs

TANK-YOU.. FOR TAKING ON VLAD

Dorset museum's tips to Ukraine

Madonna 1, God 0

HE CAME FOR ME IN COMA & I SAID ‘NO’

KEIR 'FAT SHAMED'

Lord’s diet jibe sparks fury

Love at 1st bite

GIRLS FANCY MEN AFTER THEY'VE HAD BIG BREKKIE*

SNOTTY..BUT NICE

Boffins: Putting someone else’s bogeys up your nose can end hay fever misery

Baywatch is back..so who'll be new Pammie?

FANS QUICK TO BACK SWEENEY

PACKHAM FURY AT CULLING TORY

MP: Kill all wild animals.. to stop disease spreading

PICKY SUNAK'S A STICKLER ON BORING CHORES

BORING old Rishi “Biggles” Sunak is extremely particular over how his millionaire wife Akshata Murty stacks the dishwasher and makes the bed.

BRUCE BACKED MINERS STRIKE

Secret £16k cheque to pit families at 1985 gig

Two Mark Garlands, there's only two Mark Garlands..

BLOKES SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON PLANE HAVE SAME NAME, LOOK ALIKE AND EVEN TRAVEL ON SAME BUS

XI NUKE FALLOUT WITH MAD VLAD

A CONFLICT is said to be “brewing” between former pals Mad Vlad and China’s Xi Jinping.

First space 'toilets' for astronauts

NASA has spent £18million designing a space loo so astronauts can boldly go.