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SHANE TALKS ΤΟ ΜΕ

Late singer's spirit lives on

30p Lee goes radio gaga over son hoax

TOP TORY PHONE-IN CALL FURY

HIGH ANXIET

Humanity will panic if we do find alien life

FOOTBALL UNITED

Players, fans and rivals spare thoughts for Tom

BLANKETY BLANK

Van Dijk calls out United after Anfield stinker

TEN HAG'S MOOT POINT

Cautious Erik digs in to earn bore draw

ARABIAN FIGHTS

Saudis are ready to rival bright lights of Sin City

HERMES SET TO DELIVER FESTIVE GIFT

HERMES ALLEN will take on French invader Il Est Francais in a mouth-watering Boxing Day clash at Kempton.

DOGS SNUB

Squashed-face pup sales flat

Reach for a knockout.

JACK Reacher makes me laugh. I’m never quite sure if he’s meant to but he does.

LIE-INS SAVING LIVES..

Extra snooze on days off cuts risk of heart attacks

It's driving groans for Christmas!

800-MILE STORM 10 STRIKE

Let's sing song merrily on high

CAROLS OFFER HEALTH KICK

Ain't half Brad

HE'S one of the biggest movie stars in the world with a back catalogue of flicks spanning genres, picking up fans of all ages in the process, and today Brad Pitt celebrates turning 60.

BIGGLES: DON'T TAKE CHOPPER

REQUEST: 'Biggles' Sunak and Grant Shapps PM halts the MoD from scrapping his £40m copter rides

UK's now favourite thanks to star turn

THE UK is favourite to win next year’s Eurovision Song Contest after charttopper Olly Alexander was announced as our act.

Wrighty signing off from MOTD

IAN Wright is to quit Match Of The Day after 27 years.

SHOPLIFT 'OLIVERS' AT JUST 4

Crime gangs train kids to steal

It's Potty to blame Ten Hag

GRAHAM LINKS ONLY ADD TO UNITED CHAOS

ED'S ARAB FAM CLUB

Owners' support is relative after that European exit

LET'S USE MO SENSE

Batters must engage brains says Ali

JUDI: NOT BOZO YOU BIRDBRAIN

Dench speechless as potty-mouth parrot says 'Boris Johnson'

FERGIE'S FURY

Singers 'ripped off\" by powerful bosses

HELL'S DOOR KEEPS ALIEN CLUES

Inferno 'proof\" of ETs in space

THAMES 'BOMB' BOAT BLAST FEAR

Explosives ship is tidal wave danger

CALL YOURSELF A VEGETABLE?

Our fave spuds 'no good for us'

MISSING ALEX 'FLED HIS MUM'

A BRIT teen fled from his mum after she announced she was taking him to Finland, officials believe.

BOTS TAKE LEAD

Puzzle-solving AI now cleverer than humans, boffs say

FLARE MAY BE..TROUBLE AHEAD

Fallout from solar blasts could knock out Earth's power

TO THE END

Emmerdale legend Zak Dingle dies